Oh no you didn't!: Time of death

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Monday, May 6, 2013

Time of death

A middle-aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she had a near-death experience. Seeing God, she asked if this was it. God said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months, and 8 days to live." Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital... Sign in to see full entry.

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