THE OBITUARY OF THE YEAR
Archie Bunker, only 70 years old, is now 6 feet under due to being mauled by a herd of donkeys. Although he was an avid donkey lover, they apparently grew tired of him fondling their genitals on a day-to-day basis. Archie is survived only by his brother Leroy, who said it is a shame Archie will no... Sign in to see full entry.