It was there in the grocery store freezer, a lump in plastic that claimed to be a boneless chicken stuffed into a boneless duck stuffed into a partially boneless turkey... with stuffing. For years, choosing a nice all-natural turkey, I have pondered on what would an unnatural turkey be, and where could you get one? I thought of the Hanford Hairless, and the Three-Mile Island Tri-leg... But now I think I have actually found it! And all for only $60! I wonder if I can send someone out into the... Sign in to see full entry.