Jimmy Rod's Best Shot: Timmy trades weed-heaven for tobacco-hell in "one swelled foop!"

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Monday, May 28, 2012

Timmy trades weed-heaven for tobacco-hell in "one swelled foop!"

Tim Lincecum's problem is the noise in his head. He's a Gemini! The mercurial mind keeps the May-June baby thinking for it's entire life. Even when sleeping. Without exact meditation or medication, the Gemini genius for communication will exhaust the Gemini. The continuous noise in his head will drive him crazy. Laws and rules took weed use away from Tim. Instead of using his genius mind to accurately analyze the situation, he took another roll-the-dice Gemini shortcut. "Dipping" deadens... Sign in to see full entry.

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