Jimmy Rod's Best Shot: Hey! Gulf of Mexico! Ice Your Sinks and Kick the "Cains" out of Town!

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Thursday, June 21, 2012

Hey! Gulf of Mexico! Ice Your Sinks and Kick the "Cains" out of Town!

Hurricanes hate cold water! The stuff kills them. So let's make and melt ice. Put the ice in your sinks and chill your plumbing system. The water along your coast line will get colder. Hurricanes cannot get stronger in cool water. Turn your area's pipes into a refrigeration system. Then you can tell ANY hurricane to 'kiss your..." The "scientists" say the difference of 2 degrees in water temperature can make the difference between a killer-cain and a wussy rain storm. Ice your sinks and stop... Sign in to see full entry.

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