Jimmy Rod's Best Shot: How Short is Paul Ryan? Really? Is he really SHORT like GWB?

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Wednesday, August 29, 2012

How Short is Paul Ryan? Really? Is he really SHORT like GWB?

G.W.Bush says he's six feet tall. That's a damn lie and a half. If George Bush was even 5'9," I would be shocked. Yet he's insisting Urban dictionary say he's six-feet tall. Dozens of times. It's called shoving reality up your ass. He's a short-legged-dog-carrying, runt. There's absolutely nothing wrong with being short. Some of the greatest human beings in history, were short. But when GWB tries to lie to us about it, I draw the line. You're not shoving your lack of 'height' up my ethical-ass,... Sign in to see full entry.

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