Jimmy Rod's Best Shot: Howdy Mid-West! Sudden emergency! Ice your sinks as much as you can!

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Thursday, November 1, 2012

Howdy Mid-West! Sudden emergency! Ice your sinks as much as you can!

GWB/Rove is firing their HAARP ion guns directly at you. Right Now! You may be able to feel it. It is disorienting. Otherwise you can't tell it's happening. All I can say is be aware of your disorientation. Adjust for it! All-across the country. Everyone melt ice in your sinks. The Bush/Bp ion cannons don't fire well over ice. That advice has worked well, before. Keep your sinks, very cold! Make a game out of it! How cold can you keep your "pipes?" Can you set new records in "icing." Pass the... Sign in to see full entry.

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