Jimmy Rod's Best Shot: Will Seahawks be allowed to take their sound guns to Washington DC?

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Friday, January 4, 2013

Will Seahawks be allowed to take their sound guns to Washington DC?

Seattle is a squad of "home warriors." In Seattle they've got a field that's just made for them. Or more accurately, they were drafted for that field. Let's see what the chickenshit-option QB does when his cute little cut doesn't happen. When the mud gives way. When his legs anticipate "plastic grass" and get quicksand. Are the Redskins smart enough to "gut him like a fish" as he goes to the ground. Destroy him when he starts to go down. If you "accidently" hit him late, you trade the flag for... Sign in to see full entry.

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