The State Bore of Texas: FLITTY vs. FATTY: “IS THE SAILOR CAP FROM INTERNATIONAL MALE?”

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Sunday, July 31, 2005

FLITTY vs. FATTY: “IS THE SAILOR CAP FROM INTERNATIONAL MALE?”

PRELUDE TO HOUSTON MAYORAL RACE BODES FOR UGLY FALL CAMPAIGN Kemah, Texas (State Bore News) – This year’s annual ‘August Melt-Down Count-Down’ at the Basura Blanco Yacht club in fashionable Kemah featured an ugly political edge. The tone of the event bodes for a nasty Fall mayoral campaign. Tempers were simmering in the worst of the Summer heat as Houston billionaire Thurston Howell, IV, emceed the event. Mr. Howell is a widely-speculated challenger to Mayor Bud Spalding for Houston’s top job.... Sign in to see full entry.

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