A "Hebronic" Joke
Saul Epstein was taking an oral exam, applying for his citizenship papers. He was asked to spell "cultivate," and he spelled it correctly. He was then asked to use the word in a sentence, and, with a big smile, responded: "Last vinter on a very cold day, I vas vaiting for a bus, but it vas too cultivate, so I took the subvay home." Sign in to see full entry.