Journaling in the land of Winged: Who wants to retire early?

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Wednesday, April 1, 2009

Who wants to retire early?

Dear employees, Due to the current financial situation caused by the slowdown of the economy, Management has decided to implement a scheme to put workers of 40 years of age and above on early retirement. This scheme will be known as RAPE (Retire Aged People Early). Persons selected to be RAPED can... Sign in to see full entry.

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