A DASTARDLY PLOT
Having uncovered Their fiendish plot, I fear that my life is in danger, and should anyone note my unexplained absence it is because They have caught up with me at last. Should my aged Renault van be discovered standing driverless in a remote Andalucian road with its engine still running, and its driver’s side door agape, then my worst fears will have been realised. It will not have been that I have had an urgent call of nature, and while answering it have fallen down a ravine and been skewered... Sign in to see full entry.