...................CLICKS! See below the headline I hardly ever post short pieces, because I think it short-changes my 3 and a half regular readers, but this is so funny that I had to share it. An inmate of a secure mental hospital escaped, raped a woman in a laundry room, and fled. The headline read …. “ NUT SCREWS WASHER AND BOLTS! ” Not very PC, is it? Sign in to see full entry.