My Affair With The Cast of M*A*S*H
Hawkeye, you touched my breast, ‘Sorry Darlin’ I thought that was my chest.’ Trapper John, you touched my arm ‘Sorry sweetheart, I thought that was my lucky charm. Oh Henry Blake where do you come from? ‘Bloomington, Illinois, where I drink my rum.’ Hello Margaret, you’re looking so hot, ‘Lay off,... Sign in to see full entry.