It turns out that after a couple days of sobering up, our thirty-one year old idiot neighbor, has come to the conclusion that he very likely put both his vehicles into ditches, all by himself. The sequence of events probably went something like this: After being brutally and severely over-served at a local watering establishment, Donnie made a heroic attempt to bring his Mustang home via back roads because there are a lot of bad drivers out here in Arenac County. Couldn’t risk getting his... Sign in to see full entry.