Looking for "Holiday Miracles," Fellas? If you're lucky, they'll find YOU!
This blog is written for all of you men out there, no girls allowed. All of these recent Captain Morgan, “ Holiday Miracle ” ads are getting much airplay lately. The message apparently is, “ Drink Captain Morgan, and it will transform you into a grinning moron!” Their target audience must be the young and stupid, or the affluent and comparatively advanced alcoholics for whom becoming “ blotto, face down in the parking lot,” is the ultimate goal of an evening out, among one’s friends. We have... Sign in to see full entry.