My boss sent this to me and at first, I didn't think it was supposed to be funny. I saw the part about minutes, and figured that she had meant to say "years." Then I got past that, and began laughing. Wish I had written this! Guy W alking can add minutes to your life. This enables you at 85 years old to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at $7000 per month. My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60. Now he's 97 years old and we don't know where he is. I like long... Sign in to see full entry.