News Flash! Rush Limbaugh's & Hitler's hearts are both acting up, recently!
Rush Limbaugh just had a HEART ATTACK! I’m shocked! Who amongst us, would have guessed that Rush Limbaugh might possess a functioning HEART? Darth Cheney’s heart has attacked him repeatedly but ineffectively, because this is the age of medical miracles and micro-miniaturization. I fear that Cheney’s new nano-mechanical heart is incapable of doing him any permanent harm. Now, Rush will probably have to have one of these technological wonders installed into his,………… Hmmm, I wonder, where WILL it... Sign in to see full entry.