I recently posted the last part of this, unaware of it's origin. I should have known that it came from one of my writer-heroes, Dave Barry. Okay, I didn't really teach him how to write humorously, but I would have, if he had asked me to. Enjoy this rather lengthy essay, but put down your coffee cup before reading, unless you want to wind up wearing a coffee colored outfit today. Guy #yiv1834325331 #yiv1964679636 #yiv697171694 filtered #yiv697171694 { FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; panose-1: 2 11 6 4 3 5... Sign in to see full entry.