I THINK, that if I've posted this before, I don't recall WHEN it happened!
H OW TO CALL THE POLICE WHEN YOU'RE OLD AND DON'T MOVE FAST ANYMORE. Phillip Hewitson, an elderly man, from Norwich, UK, was going up to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from their bedroom window. George opened their back door, to go turn off the light, but he saw that there were people in his garden shed, and they were stealing things. He phoned the police, who asked him, " Is someone inside your house, now?"?" George told the... Sign in to see full entry.