Angus McGregor This Scottish farmer walks into the neighbourhood pub, and orders a whiskey. "Ye see that fence over there?" he says to the bartender. "Ah built it with me own two hands! Dug all the holes with me shovel, chopped doon the trees for the posts by me ownself, split an' laid every last rail! But do they call me 'Angus the Fence-Builder?' Nooooo!"...... He gulps down the whiskey and orders another. "Ye see that pier on the loch?" He continues, "Ah built it me ownself, too. Swam oot... Sign in to see full entry.