(Sung to the tune of 'Daisy, Daisy) Nigel, Nigel, give me your answer, do. I’m half crazy, wond’ring what’s happened to you. You went on a fabulous cruise ship But didn’t intend a cold dip In the ocean Med. And honest you said You’d be back before now in the pew. Come back soon, Nigel the Curate.... Sign in to see full entry.