Animal Instincts & Pearls of Wisdom: To Enter Heaven's Pearly Gates You Must First Answer These Three Questions

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Tuesday, January 21, 2020

To Enter Heaven's Pearly Gates You Must First Answer These Three Questions

Forrest Gump died and went to heaven. When he got to the Pearly Gates, Saint Peter told him that new rules were in effect due to the advances in education on earth. In order to gain admittance, a prospective Heavenly Soul must answer three questions.... 1. What are two days of the week that begin... Sign in to see full entry.

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