What Happened When The CityBoy Moved to TheCountry: IF IT WEREN'T FOR ALL THESE STRAIGHT PEOPLE !

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Sunday, January 22, 2006

IF IT WEREN'T FOR ALL THESE STRAIGHT PEOPLE !

"WELCOME TO REGAL CINEMAS," a loud voice boomed through the humongous lobby of the multiplex. "IF YOU'RE STANDING IN LINE FOR THE 2:00PM SHOWING OF BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN, ALL SHOWS ARE SOLD OUT UNTIL 7:15PM." Despite being informed by a faceless voice that the movie was sold out, The Monster and... Sign in to see full entry.

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