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Sounds like he may be hot fer yer boot-ay!!
Face it! I know, eeewww! But my neighbors on both sides are the same way! (Older men, like in their mid-late 60's!! My DAD'S age!) Blach!
posted by
SpitFire70
on May 5, 2004 at 10:44 PM
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I feel your pain!
It sounds like my next door neighbor. I can't even lay in the yard to sun bathe without him breathing down my back about sun damage, and burns. I try to escape him by going out the front door, as our back doors face each other. It never fails that he will come outside the very second that I open my back door, and the 10 questions game immediately starts up Geez!
posted by
Sherri_G
on May 5, 2004 at 10:22 PM
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Jimmy!!
My tinfoil hat is also so they can't here my thoughts and track me down! Is that the wrong approach? Also, why can't we just shoot them? Is that wrong, too? Oh my. So much information to absorb...
posted by
SpitFire70
on May 5, 2004 at 10:20 PM
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Wiley, LOL, but
I don't want them to be ANY SLOWER!! Oy! If they get any slower, I'd be there all night! That's the problem! Now, candy with a different type of effect would be great (but illegal, hehe) Hey, did you happen to see my post
Haunted By Thoughts of Fellow Bloggers? Just curious if ya saw your mention. Thanks for the comments...Aries Rule!!
posted by
SpitFire70
on May 5, 2004 at 10:15 PM
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Thanks & You're Welcome Fat,
(and by the way, I don't understand your Blogit pen-name) And Moondawg, thanks for the comments, but ya know what? SHE'S NOT OLD!!! She's like 40- 45 years old! That is why it's even scarier!
posted by
SpitFire70
on May 5, 2004 at 10:10 PM
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I tend to get picked by crazies on the street...
for explanations of how Goerge Bush is an alien and the CIA are fronting for the Nebulan Geeks and they are all out to get this guy which is why he is wearing a tinfoil hat so they can't here his thoughts and track him down...but I get the interminable version...Ahhhhh!!!Shut the Fuck up already! Don't you wish you could just shoot them...
posted by
jimmy68
on May 5, 2004 at 9:43 PM
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spitfire
Hey girl I'm Aries too, what a pair. Now dontcha have some nice things you could put in candy and feed those types of clients?? You know, something that'd make 'em slower or something, sleepy maybe
Good one girl
posted by
WileyJohn
on May 5, 2004 at 7:33 PM
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Come on give these old people a break
they're just lonely and need some loving attention, so lock her up back with the athor pets and let her bore them.
posted by
Moondawg
on May 5, 2004 at 6:19 PM
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great post!
I work with a gal like this. The whole place rolls its eyes when she enters the room. My solution was to get to know her. I found out she spends a lot of her free time at a local blood bank, giving blood and plasma because the homeless people call her "mom." That showed me just how lonely she is, which helped me to begin a funloving, teasing relationship with her. Now we are actually friends. But wow, talk about the nonstop, WILL SOMEBODY PLEASE SHOOT ME IN THE STOMACH SO I CAN DIE A SLOW, AGONIZING DEATH INSTEAD OF LISTENING TO THIS talker. Whoa. Sometimes it's really bad.
Great writing. Thanks for replying to my featured question, too.
posted by
Fat_Guy
on May 5, 2004 at 6:17 PM
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