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This blog stinks
posted by
Ariala
on May 15, 2004 at 9:50 AM
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MASTER MARK
SHIT never smelled so BAD (ie)looked so GOOD on paper...and that's not the toilet paper kind!
posted by
cheap-women
on May 15, 2004 at 9:30 AM
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King of Merde....sweeeeet ~
I hereby dub Chris2303 Crown Prince of Poo.
posted by
mark2556
on May 10, 2004 at 9:22 AM
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mark, I have to give you the King of Merde award for writing this post.
I have not ever read such a tremendously shitty excerpt 'ever' and am amazed that I read the whole thing and MOST amazed that I enjoyed the reading of it. What a writer! An epic-curious ooze fest of descriptive writing! Gonna go wash my face and hands just now.....bye.
posted by
benzinha
on May 8, 2004 at 10:07 AM
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msairies ~ Sorry...looks like I forgot to put on the warning label. Again.
posted by
mark2556
on May 7, 2004 at 12:09 PM
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Sassy ~ The Turd Death-Cloud was fired off in Massachusetts...
...and I think it drifted across the Atlantic to France. So far, nobody there's noticed any difference.
posted by
mark2556
on May 7, 2004 at 9:19 AM
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Why, oh, why did I read this before lunch? EEEWWWW!!!
posted by
msaries
on May 7, 2004 at 8:47 AM
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Thank you very much!
I am totally and thoroughly grossed out for life. I did however make note of your location, and have decided to not visit Florida for awhile, or at least until the air clears.
posted by
Sherri_G
on May 7, 2004 at 7:48 AM
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One turd? Heck, my DOG does better than that. 'Course, that's with his mouth....I still can't do that, but I'm working on it.
posted by
mark2556
on May 7, 2004 at 7:11 AM
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mark
Damn, and I thought I had it bad when I had to pull a turd out of my arse this one time. These two posts were green apple splattered-tastic.
posted by
chris2303
on May 6, 2004 at 2:35 PM
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Hobbits? Don't they lay turddits?
posted by
mark2556
on May 6, 2004 at 2:21 PM
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hobbit basically asked the same thing...
posted by
Ariala
on May 6, 2004 at 2:14 PM
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Thanks. So where is the friggin' hommaganee???
..I hate to think I went through all this self-evacuation for nothing. Is the poo-craze dead already? Day late and a turd short, again....
posted by
mark2556
on May 6, 2004 at 2:12 PM
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hahahaha, that has to top the most disgusting stories I've ever read on
the Blogit and it was done so "tastefully"
I loved "
which followed me like a flock of relentless gulls around a radioactive garbage scow." hahahaha...GROSS!!!
posted by
Ariala
on May 6, 2004 at 1:57 PM
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