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sassy, no it IS very bad, but I'm glad you thought is was funny, too.
posted by
Julia.
on July 28, 2004 at 4:27 PM
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Its not bad, but its
funny as all heck!
posted by
Sherri_G
on July 28, 2004 at 2:37 PM
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Original Influence, do ya really think so?? Me, too!
posted by
Julia.
on June 5, 2004 at 3:49 PM
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Saul, it wasn't intentional but in hindsight,
I sure wish it was.
posted by
Julia.
on June 5, 2004 at 3:48 PM
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pecanflower...down, girl!
posted by
Julia.
on June 5, 2004 at 3:47 PM
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worst poem ever
Not too bad actually. It can serve as a neat little cautionary tale about expectations and fulfilling them. And I don't know if the double entendre was intentional at the end, but it worked for me.
posted by
saul_relative
on June 5, 2004 at 12:37 PM
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Chop off his head!!!
And that of all the philanderers. There. Boy, that felt good.
posted by
CatLadyintheAttic
on June 5, 2004 at 6:10 AM
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He got what he deserved!
posted by
Original_Influence
on June 4, 2004 at 9:04 PM
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Faranya, ya see, I know nothing about cadence and meter,
but I was shooting for funny, I guess.
posted by
Julia.
on June 4, 2004 at 6:51 PM
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"Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned." Message delivered, loud and clear. I've read much worse writing than this! Lines 1-4 are actually quite nicely cadenced. The last two kind of shift the meter but, oh well, it's meant to be funny and not fancy. The ending rocks! I enjoyed this. ~ faranya
posted by
faranya
on June 4, 2004 at 6:27 PM
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ah, I meant "keep" them. But who really cares!
posted by
Julia.
on June 4, 2004 at 4:47 PM
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oh that's so..."kind." But they probably have better ones than these,
so I'll just eat them, thanx.
posted by
Julia.
on June 4, 2004 at 4:46 PM
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Give them to the homeless, what else? It really cheers them up.
posted by
mark2556
on June 4, 2004 at 4:42 PM
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mark2556, what would you do with my shorts if I gave them to you?
posted by
Julia.
on June 4, 2004 at 4:34 PM
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Your shorts are safe. That was terrible! So, can I have the shorts?
posted by
mark2556
on June 4, 2004 at 4:28 PM
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Sue, Katray and Eccentric, thanks for stopping by, and
with compliments for that dreadful bit of "poetry," no less! Well, it was meant to be funny, so I'm glad you thought it was.
posted by
Julia.
on June 4, 2004 at 9:44 AM
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Moondawg, maybe I cut off both heads??
posted by
Julia.
on June 4, 2004 at 9:39 AM
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Great Quirky thanks for sharing
posted by
EccentricShock
on June 4, 2004 at 8:38 AM
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Hi Quirky,
Lol, I loved it, please don't do something you may regret.
Kind of a well deserved reversal on ole Henry the Eighth.
posted by
Katray2
on June 4, 2004 at 7:58 AM
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hey you...........doing good. nice .........so don't eat the shorts....
posted by
Star5_
on June 4, 2004 at 7:47 AM
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I have read a lot
worse, and they called it poetry. If nothing else it gave me a really good chuckle, perhaps a humor poetry site. All I want to know is which head did you cut off?
posted by
Moondawg
on June 4, 2004 at 7:37 AM
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ok, I resemble that remark ;-)
posted by
Julia.
on June 3, 2004 at 7:06 PM
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You!
posted by
Ariala
on June 3, 2004 at 7:01 PM
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Ariala, you talkin' about Lorena or me, hehe??
posted by
Julia.
on June 3, 2004 at 6:45 PM
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Passionflower, good thing you said that...
my shorts wouldn't taste so good today.
posted by
Julia.
on June 3, 2004 at 6:44 PM
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This is not the worst poem I've ever read. I could mention many that were just plain awful. This at least has a theme and some cohesion.
posted by
Passionflower
on June 3, 2004 at 6:40 PM
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Oooh, scary wench
posted by
Ariala
on June 3, 2004 at 6:38 PM
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Hey, I'm just gonna pretend from now on
that I meant to sound like Lorena Bobbit. No one will be the wiser, hehehe.
posted by
Julia.
on June 3, 2004 at 6:37 PM
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hehe, poor quirky quirks
posted by
Ariala
on June 3, 2004 at 6:32 PM
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Wiley and Ariala, "you people" are so...so...oh heck,
it was the one on his shoulders, but now I wish that it wasn't cuz' that's even better!! And don't tell me that's not exactly what you were thinking cuz' I know better ;-)
posted by
Julia.
on June 3, 2004 at 6:31 PM
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Quirky
Yes, ditto for Ariala, which head???
posted by
WileyJohn
on June 3, 2004 at 6:28 PM
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Which head?
posted by
Ariala
on June 3, 2004 at 6:21 PM
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