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Mark--I'm always being accused of breaking protocol. Whatever that is.
posted by
scriber
on July 6, 2004 at 2:38 PM
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Hey-hey-HEY! Let's not start using language like "sticky" here. This blog is nothing if not dignified.
posted by
mark2556
on July 6, 2004 at 2:25 PM
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Mark way to stick it to lonebutt
posted by
scriber
on July 6, 2004 at 2:22 PM
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I would? Well, shit, now I'm all depressed. OK, no more political humor. I'll stick to homos.
Aw, shit, screw it...I'm sticking with both.
posted by
mark2556
on July 6, 2004 at 2:19 PM
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Hey Mark, you'd be hell of a lot funnier if your politics weren't so depressing. You should really put your gift to amuse to smart use, instead of joining the blowhard brainless peurile neocon brigade. 
posted by
lonebutte
on July 6, 2004 at 2:02 PM
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Yeah...Michael Moore, Mary Tyler Moore...PETA pets them both. Check out my previous experiences with them at Attack of the PETA Pig.
It wasn't pretty....
posted by
mark2556
on June 30, 2004 at 8:27 PM
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PETA always loves a good, meaningless protest
And I think they would enjoy feasting on Moore's flesh on a rainy day. He would at least provide blankets to warm most of the animal kingdom.
So yes, PETA is behind it. I just know it!
posted by
Reservoir_Writer
on June 30, 2004 at 8:17 PM
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With a waterproof camera from my porpoise, of course.
posted by
mark2556
on June 29, 2004 at 3:03 PM
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Sir Mark,
O.K. for you I'll wear the sailor's cap instead. You are the boss and since I did volunteer I can't demand pay, just a guarantee good time.LOL Shadow
posted by
Keshet
on June 29, 2004 at 2:57 PM
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How in hell did you take that picture?
posted by
scriber
on June 29, 2004 at 2:55 PM
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Well, that's all definitely hot, but you know my sensitivity to the whole "Ride me cowboy!" thing. I still get the willies....
Aw, screw it...just rope me and go for the take-down.
posted by
mark2556
on June 29, 2004 at 2:51 PM
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Sir Mark,
If you are referring to me about the sailor's hat, I prefer a cowboy's stetson. I'm a barrel racer and western pleasure girl. I also own a cutting horse. All Appaloosas. Shadow
posted by
Keshet
on June 29, 2004 at 2:42 PM
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Well, whatever floats the harpoon boat. Don't forget your sailor's hat! Liberty after the first Moore-boiling!
posted by
mark2556
on June 29, 2004 at 2:22 PM
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Sir Mark,
Now that I can comply to. Love that type of footware or no footware at all. I go for the more come int the old birthday suit style. LOL Shadow
posted by
Keshet
on June 29, 2004 at 2:08 PM
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Tofutabreast? What size?
posted by
mark2556
on June 29, 2004 at 2:01 PM
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Shadow ~ The only dress code is white socks & deck shoes. Woman are hot in white socks and nothing else...
Oh, yes.
posted by
mark2556
on June 29, 2004 at 1:59 PM
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Mark, you need to be tied up and stuffed with tofutabeast
posted by
Ariala
on June 29, 2004 at 1:47 PM
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R_W ~ What are people saving whales for? A rainy day? Where do they keep them? I bet PETA is behind this. Damn tofu-heads!
posted by
mark2556
on June 29, 2004 at 1:43 PM
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No, I'm obsessed with fat morons with blow holes...Moore, Anna Nicole Smith...one of them turns me on. The skinnier one. The one that makes no sense. Aw, shit.....OK, the one with big hooters. Damn...OK, the blonde.
Rush? No WAY! He's a god! Besides, I never met a drug I didn't like.
posted by
mark2556
on June 29, 2004 at 1:41 PM
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Sir Mark,
Sounds good to me if you are furnishing the shirts. I'll be a good employer and wear whatever you prefer or not wear, hee, hee. Shadow
posted by
Keshet
on June 29, 2004 at 1:38 PM
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yo mark, you're a kick, but . . .
Are you just a teeny bit obsessed with: 1) obesity, 2) whaling, 3) Michael Moore? How 'bout doing one about Rush, since he's fat too? Not to mention a druggie? Equal opportunity satire, eh wot?
posted by
lonebutte
on June 29, 2004 at 1:20 PM
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mark
I'll snag one of the shirts too (for Shadow).
Should we notify the Save the Whales people so they have time to organize a proper protest? ;-)
posted by
Reservoir_Writer
on June 29, 2004 at 1:11 PM
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Shadow ~ For safety purposes, we prefer that all women wear a wet XXX-Small
Ask Me About My Blow-Hole T-shirt, but you can certainly remove everything else. Once we're out seven miles, the T-shirt's optional.
posted by
mark2556
on June 29, 2004 at 10:57 AM
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get your harpoons - I've got the beer
I love it!
I laughed out loud at work here, which is dangerous considering I'm in a Michael Moore loving zone.
Seriously, though, this is great.
And I guess now the hunt is on!
posted by
Reservoir_Writer
on June 29, 2004 at 10:19 AM
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Sir Mark,
Cool! Hey can I do this naked? I really don't want to buy a new suit everyday for instruction purposes. LOL Shadow Oh, I'll be back later, I have a doctor's appointment in few minutes, got to leave here soon. Shadow
posted by
Keshet
on June 29, 2004 at 10:06 AM
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Seamen sauce? Let me just shake the bottle up...oooh....yeeeaaahhh.....
posted by
chris2303
on June 29, 2004 at 9:54 AM
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Shadow ~ Absolutely! You can be in charge of the harpoon armory. Maybe give us a few workshops on blubber-stripping and boiling. We could make instructional videos and sell them in the gift shop, right next to the Secret Seaman Sauce and Michael Moore Weebles.
posted by
mark2556
on June 29, 2004 at 9:51 AM
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Flipster ~ My greatest review yet! TA!!
posted by
mark2556
on June 29, 2004 at 9:45 AM
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Morning Sir Mark,
Well afternoon for you, I still have 15 minutes. I love the post, can I join up? I'm pretty good at harpooning. I learn to throw a Native American hunter-gatherer spear years ago. Shadow
posted by
Keshet
on June 29, 2004 at 9:45 AM
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Filthy!
posted by
Ufatbastard
on June 29, 2004 at 9:41 AM
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Great! Ask Chris2303 for some Secret Seaman Sauce to dip your harpoon in. Or his. Actually, stay clear of him...
posted by
mark2556
on June 29, 2004 at 9:39 AM
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Funny post.
Haven't seen the film yet, but I'm sure I will like it. Just because we don't have the same political views, doesn't make you less funny. The only army I'll be joining will be the one harpooning Bush & Co.
Take care
posted by
Flumpystalls3000
on June 29, 2004 at 9:24 AM
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Thanks Symphony! A free jar of Secret Seaman Sauce for you.
posted by
mark2556
on June 28, 2004 at 11:06 AM
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lol
good post..............
posted by
_Symphony_
on June 28, 2004 at 9:54 AM
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Passionflower ~ Thanks, I love knowing I'm not boring. How's Mannitoba? It's 87 here, the pool's at 90, the ocean's at 82, and I'm still hot for you. Say hello to the eskimos.
posted by
mark2556
on June 28, 2004 at 7:00 AM
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Mark::::I've missed your sorry ass! I haven't had my daily dosage of Mark2556 and Chris2303. I was just about to get semi-normal. Somebody stop me! Unbelievably, they don't have the likes of you guys out there in the real world--just the same old boring shitheads! (no pun intended)
posted by
Passionflower
on June 27, 2004 at 7:39 PM
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OK. We'll go with Sodomite.
posted by
mark2556
on June 27, 2004 at 6:40 PM
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Sir Mark,
Now, now. we don't want that to happen do we? Positive mental thoughts and pictures, chuckle, chuckle. Pick out something original for "S" unless you want to keep it a mystery initial.
Shadow
posted by
Keshet
on June 27, 2004 at 1:08 PM
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I can think of ONE former acquaintance that wouldn't mind a knight in shitting armor, but that's just gonna start the bed-wetting again. Giddyup.
posted by
mark2556
on June 27, 2004 at 12:52 PM
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Sir Mark,
That's your decision. Anything is better than the original from former commment Sir Shitsalot. That would be a definite turn off for any prospective bed warmer. Shadow
posted by
Keshet
on June 27, 2004 at 12:45 PM
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Studasaurus? Sex-muffin? Sapid? Sesquipedalian? Shit.......
posted by
mark2556
on June 27, 2004 at 12:39 PM
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Sir Mark,
I'll let you decide what the "S" stands for. Shadow
posted by
Keshet
on June 27, 2004 at 11:51 AM
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All of us here at Moore Whale Watch & Harpoon Industries are always open to fresh ideas, particularly if they're illegal.
posted by
mark2556
on June 27, 2004 at 11:45 AM
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Mark,
Mmmmmm........Gives me a idea. Let's see.....Well??? I'll think about this Sir Mark S. and get back to you, hee, hee. 
Shadow
posted by
Keshet
on June 27, 2004 at 10:21 AM
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Not only that...
but the horse they give you has a rubber mat surgically implanted on its back. Hooray for science!
posted by
chris2303
on June 27, 2004 at 9:24 AM
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"Sir Shitsalot". Glistening armor, and I bet it's liquid poo-proof, too. Sweeeeeeeeeet!!
posted by
mark2556
on June 27, 2004 at 9:22 AM
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mark
No, knighted means people at the irrigation centre have to call you Sir.
posted by
chris2303
on June 27, 2004 at 9:18 AM
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Knighted? Is that like being "irrigated"? I had 17 quarts of stew come out the last time. Quite regal, actually.
posted by
mark2556
on June 27, 2004 at 8:55 AM
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Msaries ~ All the artwork gracing my blogs is done by Yours Truly. I have an incredible talent for the completely useless.
posted by
mark2556
on June 27, 2004 at 6:45 AM
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And good art by the way...
you've really helped us, the common people, to understand better the dynamics of blubber hunting. You should be knighted.
posted by
chris2303
on June 27, 2004 at 6:45 AM
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mark:
Oh my, I feel like some sort of slutty whale killing captain...
At last, I've become a man.
posted by
chris2303
on June 27, 2004 at 6:43 AM
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Did you do the artwork yourself?
posted by
msaries
on June 27, 2004 at 6:42 AM
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