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Mine are nothing if not spoiled! And I tend to use any excuse I can think of to post pictures of them.
posted by
Holy_Grail
on July 9, 2004 at 4:58 AM
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HolyGrail-
AWESOME pic!! I love it! He looks so content. That's the best sight for me...seeing happy animals. They so deserve it! Thank you so much for sharing that with me!!!
posted by
SpitFire70
on July 8, 2004 at 9:00 PM
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SpitFire
(This blog caught my eye since I have two male GSDs!) Isn't that SOO annoying when men don't want to "take the dog's manhood?" That drives me nuts. For some reason I get really irritated when I see a man and his dog who has giant, flopping balls. Both of my boys are eunuchs, and I wouldn't have it any other way. Oddly, I've never once seen the 6-year-old's lipstick. Thank goodness. This is Charlie dreaming of his long lost balls:
posted by
Holy_Grail
on July 8, 2004 at 6:52 PM
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LittlemsP,
No, dogs do not sense any loss from being neutered; they are dogs, not people. (Don't mean that sarcastically, but truthfully) Many male clients are reluctant or dead set against neutering; that's what I tell them..."It's A DOG!" They mate for instinct, not to say it doesn't "feel good" but they don't have the urges after neutering. Plus, it's soooo much healthier for them and eliminates bad habits like marking territory, aggression, etc. Doesn't change the personality at all.
As far as the humping, dogs (even females) do this mainly to try and establish pack order rank. The one doing the mounting is saying, "I am higher in the pack than you, or I am Alpha." They may even hump their favorite toy or blanket. Never let them hump you (God, I hope ya don't anyway!!) cause they need to respect YOU as Alpha at all times. Any other ?'s, let me know.
posted by
SpitFire70
on July 8, 2004 at 6:44 PM
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spitfire...
as our resident vet, I have a question for you. When dogs are neutered, especially the male ones, at the age of 2years rather than 6 months do they sense a feeling of loss? Also, All three dogs, including the girl, have taken to humping each other - is this normal!! It's quite funny to watch, especially when they attempt a manage a trois and aim at different body parts, including the head! LOL
posted by
littlemspickles
on July 8, 2004 at 4:46 PM
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Wordsmith, I know!
I just couldn't seem to control myself from laughing (not into the phone, of course!)
posted by
SpitFire70
on July 6, 2004 at 8:31 PM
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Poor thing...
I can but imagine her shock and horror when you dropped that in her lap. 
posted by
word.smith
on July 6, 2004 at 7:43 PM
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Aw, EccentricShock,
Just take it as a compliment!
posted by
SpitFire70
on July 6, 2004 at 6:19 PM
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HornDog
I found out about this when I was a young teen, my beagle/terrier was a horndog. His thing came out all the time.
posted by
EccentricShock
on July 6, 2004 at 6:09 PM
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Kay-Ren,
I never had a male dog, but that's gotta be embarrassing to an owner when it pops out when having the in-laws over for a visit! Yick
posted by
SpitFire70
on July 6, 2004 at 5:48 PM
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LOL. I hated it when our dog did that. I don't want any dog that happy to see me.
posted by
Kay-Ren
on July 6, 2004 at 9:09 AM
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Actually, Sassy, I could have been more descriptive
but I thought I was taming it down. Pass the Malox, please....
posted by
SpitFire70
on July 5, 2004 at 10:26 PM
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EEEEWWWW!
God, I hope not. You know, I am really needing my Malox about now.
posted by
Sherri_G
on July 5, 2004 at 8:53 PM
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Sassy- They don't?
posted by
SpitFire70
on July 5, 2004 at 8:50 PM
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K, Quirky...
Thanks for being so kind and keeping your "retarded" comments to yourself!! I suppose I owe ya one.
posted by
SpitFire70
on July 5, 2004 at 8:50 PM
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LMAO
I rember my first lipstick experience. It is kind of freaky when you are a kid. I'm just glad that men don't get them like that. UGH!
posted by
Sherri_G
on July 5, 2004 at 8:47 PM
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I'm not responding in words, but LMAO instead, ok?
posted by
Julia.
on July 5, 2004 at 8:41 PM
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thebuxomwench, if I made you laugh that much
then my work here is done.
posted by
SpitFire70
on July 5, 2004 at 8:40 PM
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Yes, Quirky yes!!
You got it! Whew! Thought I was really retarded there for a minute. Hey, don't respond to that.
posted by
SpitFire70
on July 5, 2004 at 8:39 PM
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Quirky- I can email ya, but
what I meant was (and I questioned my comment afterwords, too) to say "
that's all I'm sayin!" In the expression type manner. I can't explain what I mean in text unless I'm just retarded. Which, well, who knows?
posted by
SpitFire70
on July 5, 2004 at 8:38 PM
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Wait, I think I get it. You mean that you agree with what I wrote, right?
posted by
Julia.
on July 5, 2004 at 8:23 PM
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Oh ROFL ...
it hurts when I laugh this much!!!!
posted by
Moohahaha
on July 5, 2004 at 8:15 PM
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Oh Lord help me, but I don't get your comment to me. Want to email me??
posted by
Julia.
on July 5, 2004 at 8:15 PM
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See Quirky?
That's all I'm sayin! Geez.
posted by
SpitFire70
on July 5, 2004 at 8:13 PM
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LittlemsP,
Yes, I know. She's an old lady, but COME ON! She didn't know it was his penis? Yikes!! That's just scary.
You're just more tolerant and have more patience than me, I guess! Good for you. Lucky.
posted by
SpitFire70
on July 5, 2004 at 8:12 PM
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Oh, LOL, ROFL, LMAO and everything in between. Some people
just should not be allowed to have children OR pets!
posted by
Julia.
on July 5, 2004 at 6:17 PM
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Oh, the poor old dear
She must have had such a fright!
posted by
littlemspickles
on July 5, 2004 at 6:16 PM
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It's true, Ariala.
Sad fact is that I really won't ever run out of these types of happenings!
posted by
SpitFire70
on July 5, 2004 at 6:04 PM
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LOL
posted by
Ariala
on July 5, 2004 at 6:03 PM
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