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Just think how yummy he'd be on a popsicle stick. Slurp.
posted by
mark2556
on July 9, 2004 at 12:24 PM
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mark
Damn, using eye candy for political gain is a dead cert. winner. Just look at Thatcher, for example. But Edwards...phwoar, eh? Phwoar!
posted by
chris2303
on July 9, 2004 at 10:41 AM
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LOL
posted by
Runs_at_dawn
on July 9, 2004 at 7:23 AM
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WOW!!! Where did he get those BOOBS!!
If I wore that dress I'd be weighed, priced and put on a deli shelf! I'm SOOOOO jealous!
Hermaphrodites
posted by
Arses_and_Hermaphrodites
on July 8, 2004 at 9:42 AM
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Aw, shucks, you're just trying to make me blush! Now I'm even MORE turned on!
posted by
mark2556
on July 7, 2004 at 8:20 AM
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Looks like Sinatra in drag to me.
But seriously, Mark, I'll bet, if Gore had been Prez, as he should have been, for the past three plus years, and Congress was run by the Dems right now, you'd be just as eager to give blogit blow jobs to the liberals and call Drug Rush, not Michael Moore, a whale and a blimp and a liar. I think you just like to swim with the winners of the moment and feed off their popularity. You have as much political depth as an amoeba, and as much sincerity and moral conviction as Dubya (which means zero). You told me as much once, and I'm just here to confirm that. 
posted by
lonebutte
on July 6, 2004 at 6:11 PM
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Groucho ~ Great timing. Well, there's always next year. Hey, maybe you'll make the playoffs!
posted by
mark2556
on July 6, 2004 at 5:59 PM
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LOL
I know, I know -- of all the times to leave NYC I had to pick this past weekend while she was at Shea! tg
posted by
tbgroucho
on July 6, 2004 at 3:51 PM
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Hell, I'm still trying to get Whammie to arrest ME.
posted by
mark2556
on July 6, 2004 at 3:50 PM
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good luck mark -- have whammy arrest em. tg
posted by
tbgroucho
on July 6, 2004 at 3:49 PM
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Groucho ~ You mean...they STOLE my material?? The swine! I'm contacting them immediately.
posted by
mark2556
on July 6, 2004 at 3:46 PM
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not as good as the clinton-gore parody first seen in The Advocate, I think
back in 92, but pretty funny! tg
posted by
tbgroucho
on July 6, 2004 at 3:31 PM
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Wonky ~ Hose yourself down...it's a long time to election day. Send pictures of the hose-down.
posted by
mark2556
on July 6, 2004 at 3:20 PM
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And I thought all was totally lost in politics. Makes me feel America is stable for sure. Shadow
posted by
Keshet
on July 6, 2004 at 3:18 PM
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mark:
you'd be surprised, mate. it's positively stimulating at times like these. i mean, just imagine if mccain had agreed. things wouldn't be near so wet! um, i mean excited. exciting. oh fuckit. the man is hot.
posted by
WonkyWordsMistress
on July 6, 2004 at 3:14 PM
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Wonky ~ He's a hot bitch. I find myself oddly....erect. I had no idea politics was so titillating.
posted by
mark2556
on July 6, 2004 at 3:08 PM
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mark:
dammit, kerry's got good taste in men! just look edwards pucker down there. fucking yum.
posted by
WonkyWordsMistress
on July 6, 2004 at 3:07 PM
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Wow...I don't know who I bought this shit off of, but I gotta find his number!
posted by
mark2556
on July 6, 2004 at 3:05 PM
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Arses, lol..you're right...that's right up his alley!
posted by
Ariala
on July 6, 2004 at 3:00 PM
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Ariala ~ I think you might have to fight off Arses for this non-purple Pan.
posted by
mark2556
on July 6, 2004 at 2:50 PM
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Msaries ~ Hell, his tits are even better than MINE! And as we've seen, I've got one fine set of funbags.
posted by
mark2556
on July 6, 2004 at 2:48 PM
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Oh my, could be Pan
posted by
Ariala
on July 6, 2004 at 2:45 PM
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I'm SO jealous, he has better tits than I have.
posted by
msaries
on July 6, 2004 at 2:45 PM
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