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- Go to Scarfing hot dogs, butter, cow brains, oysters, eggs & mayo is JUST INSANE!
Spitfire, I just saw your animated smiley eating the cake here, OMFG,
how funny is that?!!?
posted by
Julia.
on July 13, 2004 at 9:35 AM
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Holy crap, Quirky! I scanned through the channels
and saw that same competition you did. However, I had to change it cause I couldn't bare to "lose" it just by watching. I wondered where some of those smaller sized competitors put it all?? Oy, actually, I don't wanna know.

posted by
SpitFire70
on July 7, 2004 at 11:34 PM
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Scriber, of course. I couldn't help it. They were so...big!
posted by
Julia.
on July 7, 2004 at 1:58 PM
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Quirky, you checked my ears, too? love Scriber
posted by
scriber
on July 7, 2004 at 11:26 AM
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Scriber, yes sweetie, I did think your *ears* looked rather telephathic.
Good to know these things.
posted by
Julia.
on July 7, 2004 at 11:06 AM
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Jemmie, what, you don't like scarfing food until your stomach
looks like it's nine months pregnant? What is WRONG with you?
posted by
Julia.
on July 7, 2004 at 10:23 AM
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Original, thanks for being my dictionary. And you're right, Ariala is
the mistress of finagling. (word still looks strange, though!).
posted by
Julia.
on July 7, 2004 at 10:22 AM
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WILEY!!! Put down the dogs, man! Put down the dogs!!
posted by
Julia.
on July 7, 2004 at 10:21 AM
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Original
Thanx for reminding me it's lunch time and I'm going to cram 2 hotdogs in right now.  |
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posted by
WileyJohn
on July 7, 2004 at 9:40 AM
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BLECH!!!
posted by
Jemmie211
on July 7, 2004 at 5:54 AM
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Quirky,
finagle is correct spelling and Ariala manged that trick because she is a finagler! Right, Ariala?
posted by
Original_Influence
on July 6, 2004 at 7:41 PM
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I have how you say, telepathic ears.
posted by
scriber
on July 6, 2004 at 7:33 PM
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Scriber, that is some trick you can do, to hear words on a computer screen.
posted by
Julia.
on July 6, 2004 at 7:31 PM
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Ariala, well if Scriber didn't love you before I'm sure he does now after
that comment!
posted by
Julia.
on July 6, 2004 at 7:30 PM
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Hello, I'm here, I can hear you.
posted by
scriber
on July 6, 2004 at 7:26 PM
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Scriber would probably make a number for every day of the month and just send himself with the numbers. LOL Shadow
posted by
Keshet
on July 6, 2004 at 7:24 PM
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Quirky, Scriber likes to do things like that for the ladies. He has a big
er, heart.
posted by
Ariala
on July 6, 2004 at 7:18 PM
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Scriber is paying for your 31 man harem? sheesh. How did you finagle that
(spelling looks wrong. how do you spell finagle?).
posted by
Julia.
on July 6, 2004 at 7:13 PM
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Quirky, how many days in the month? Make sure you don't pick the month
of Feb. Thanks again, hon...Scriber can Paypal you over some money tonight.
posted by
Ariala
on July 6, 2004 at 7:08 PM
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Ariala, damn you don't ask for much. Do you know how much
that would cost? How about if I just ship them in a big crate ups ground service? And how many do you think you'll need exactly?
posted by
Julia.
on July 6, 2004 at 7:05 PM
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Scriber, LOL, you eat the hot dogs and it WILL be an emergency.
Shadow, I agree, chicken lips = disgusting.
posted by
Julia.
on July 6, 2004 at 7:03 PM
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Quriky, hold the donuts, fed ex me a harem of men. Thanks, doll.
posted by
Ariala
on July 6, 2004 at 7:01 PM
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Quirk,
To each their own. Yuk. Chicken lips? Oh, o.k. Shadow
posted by
Keshet
on July 6, 2004 at 7:00 PM
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Quirky, I said I eat hot dogs only in an emergency. they plump in a micro
posted by
scriber
on July 6, 2004 at 6:59 PM
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Ariala, the ice cream sounds really good.
I'll fedex your donuts.
posted by
Julia.
on July 6, 2004 at 6:59 PM
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Scriber,
Oh yeah, they have stuff for us weaklings. But, very expensive and taste is not the greatest. I'll eat regular ice cream, but I have to take medicine first and I still get sick a lot of times. Depends on what I have already ate that day. I always have Ben & Jerry's Chunky Monkey on my birthday (by the way JULY 9th people) and only eat maybe a couple of small spoonfuls. Shadow
posted by
Keshet
on July 6, 2004 at 6:58 PM
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I have always loved fried chicken lips.
posted by
scriber
on July 6, 2004 at 6:57 PM
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Shadow, I know, they are disgusting. But Scriber likes them!
And not only that, he microwaves them--ack!
posted by
Julia.
on July 6, 2004 at 6:57 PM
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As we speak, Ariala is having a bowl of Starbucks Coffee ice cream!
posted by
Ariala
on July 6, 2004 at 6:54 PM
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Quirky, I'll just buy a bigger bikini then.
I need the year supply of donuts! Bring em on!
posted by
Ariala
on July 6, 2004 at 6:53 PM
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Quirky,
Well if its strictly a chicken process, probably $100., but there is no way I would touch any other kind and I would probably be unable to take but a small bite of the chicken processed. A very small bite. Sorry, those things are loaded with chemicals and additives and the worst parts of the critter. No way. No. Shadow
posted by
Keshet
on July 6, 2004 at 6:53 PM
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Ariala, only five?? Well, the record is 48 so I'm afraid you would
have to step it up a bit. But then the bikini wouldn't fit...
posted by
Julia.
on July 6, 2004 at 6:51 PM
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Shadow, is there a soy ice cream you could eat.
posted by
scriber
on July 6, 2004 at 6:51 PM
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I could go for ice cream or donuts!! I think I ate five donuts once. It
qualified me to be a cop, but I'm afraid to carry a...badge.
posted by
Ariala
on July 6, 2004 at 6:47 PM
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Shadow, what if someone was willing to pay you whatever it took to eat
the hot dog...how much would it take?
posted by
Julia.
on July 6, 2004 at 6:47 PM
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Scriber,
Get Ben & Jerry's Chunky Monkey and I'll join you. Just be ready to take me to the hospital afterwards, I'm lactose intolerant. Shadow
posted by
Keshet
on July 6, 2004 at 6:43 PM
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Quirky,
Oh God if they had a strawberry eating contest. Well actually they do in White Plains TN. I would most definitely win. I love strawberries. You couldn't pay me $50. to eat a hot dog. Shadow
posted by
Keshet
on July 6, 2004 at 6:42 PM
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Right Quirky, and I could go for a gallon of ice cream.
posted by
scriber
on July 6, 2004 at 6:40 PM
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Scriber, I forget how many gallons they said was the record.
I wouldn't make it. But I really wish I had some nice cheesecake right now!
posted by
Julia.
on July 6, 2004 at 6:34 PM
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Quirky, yes, I suppose; wonder how many gallon to win. I'm a slow eater
anyway, would never do good in a contest where speed means anything.
posted by
scriber
on July 6, 2004 at 6:23 PM
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Scriber, ice cream would be okay but your mouth would freeze up
after the first two gallons. I'd do the cheesecake one, though.
posted by
Julia.
on July 6, 2004 at 6:18 PM
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Kay, I don't remember seeing that on the list. But you'd probably have to
wolf down about 40 ears, and then your teeth would fall out!!
posted by
Julia.
on July 6, 2004 at 6:10 PM
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Quirky Ihave a sensitive tongue,so would eat the soft things like ice cream
in competition; nothing much appeals to me for major eating.
posted by
scriber
on July 6, 2004 at 6:09 PM
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Corn on the Cob. I could scarf that for a while but not like that hot dog eating dude. That's nasty. Good post.
posted by
Kay-Ren
on July 6, 2004 at 5:56 PM
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