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Excellent!!!! My goggles - for genitalia-goop guarding -have been underused
for too long!
posted by
Moohahaha
on July 15, 2004 at 8:45 PM
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Buxom ~ I'll add a bacterial surprise to the
SECRET AGENT inflatable action figure included in your order. Use eye protection when openeing.
posted by
mark2556
on July 15, 2004 at 3:02 PM
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Well buggar me, I'm disappointed ... not even one little bit of yeast
to keep me going????
posted by
Moohahaha
on July 15, 2004 at 1:37 PM
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Especially ones that taste so good, ooh, ooh, cowboy.
posted by
chris2303
on July 15, 2004 at 12:31 PM
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mark2556
thats ok......chris is a jealous bitch......but hey.... who is'nt..............when it comes to undies
posted by
_Symphony_
on July 15, 2004 at 12:29 PM
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Symphony ~ I apologize for Chris's behavior. He's a jealous bitch when it comes to men's "unmentionables". I had to stop wearing jock straps entirely because of him.
posted by
mark2556
on July 15, 2004 at 12:27 PM
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ok did i confuse you then
cos i did me..............lets start again
yay i get the secrets agent version, what will I see, I would love to see anything with you written all over it.....
posted by
_Symphony_
on July 15, 2004 at 12:27 PM
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mark2556
yay I get the secret agent job...im cool...............Hmmm what do I have to do huh?............oh i'd love to see anything with you written all over it
posted by
_Symphony_
on July 15, 2004 at 12:24 PM
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What? I'm not good enough for the low rise boxers? Fuck you then.
posted by
chris2303
on July 15, 2004 at 12:22 PM
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Symphony ~ Dang! I've paid overaged "escorts" top dollar to talk like that. You get the
Secret Agent ~ Special Director's Cut version. It's full of insightful interviews, never-seen-before footage and some 8 X 10 glossies of me in boxer shorts.
Low rise boxers! Bu-bu-BOW!
posted by
mark2556
on July 15, 2004 at 12:20 PM
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Woohooo!
Raunchy Rustler's Roundup back issues, eh? By that do you mean back passage issues? Or do I have to provide my own faeces?
posted by
chris2303
on July 15, 2004 at 12:18 PM
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I want I want I want I want I want I want
do you get the point huh?.........I mean buisness I want I want I want
...............ok maybe I don't
posted by
_Symphony_
on July 15, 2004 at 12:15 PM
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Chris ~ OK.....well, shit, I don't have 80 copies, but if you pay an added $65 handling fee, I can send two copies plus 24 back issues of
Raunchy Rustler's Roundup magazine. I can clean them off, I think.
posted by
mark2556
on July 15, 2004 at 10:33 AM
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Please rush me 80 copie(s) of SECRET AGENT...
which I understand I may pay off at $39.99 a month for the next 30 months.
posted by
chris2303
on July 15, 2004 at 10:29 AM
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Buxom ~ Sorry, but efforts to partner with Mother2303's
Cheese Yeasites have not gone as well as we'd hope they would. She wants...boys. In the 'underage, illegal, immoral, and emotionally damaging' kind of way. We're not giving those up for anybody.
posted by
mark2556
on July 15, 2004 at 10:09 AM
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Mark--should be a real hit; cheap at $29.95. Ariala, the love interest
no doubt in important walk on part?
posted by
scriber
on July 15, 2004 at 6:28 AM
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Source of eternal humor!
posted by
mariantonia
on July 15, 2004 at 5:51 AM
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This would look really cool on top of our dvd player right next to our
"Dashboard Jesus! Inspiration on a Spring!" doll. We did have Jesus in the car, but the ceaseless singing of "Paradise By The Dashboard Light" inspired by such was causing accidents. Please ship one immediately and if you can throw in some of Chris' mother-ho cerealy bits, too, that'd be grand.
posted by
Moohahaha
on July 15, 2004 at 1:48 AM
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Well now that's really a cool deal! I always enjoy the treat watching extra wholesome and clean fun entertainment, guaranteed to make me laugh! Shadow
posted by
myddrin15
on July 14, 2004 at 6:05 PM
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Fed-x me a copy ASAP. LOL shadow
posted by
myddrin15
on July 14, 2004 at 3:01 PM
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Great! My operator is standing by...call now! Actually, give us about 5 more minutes...
posted by
mark2556
on July 14, 2004 at 2:39 PM
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hahahahahahahahahaha, I want one!
posted by
Ariala
on July 14, 2004 at 2:26 PM
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