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See, Quirks, now you've let my imagination
run wild! Possibly not a good thing.
posted by
SpitFire70
on July 22, 2004 at 5:36 PM
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Well, if you can spit 70 feet then I can...oh, never mind.
posted by
Julia.
on July 22, 2004 at 5:22 PM
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Mark2556, wow, now I'm actually thankful
I haven't found any toad poo on my pool deck...yet. Eeeww.
posted by
SpitFire70
on July 22, 2004 at 5:19 PM
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Quirks, you don't know that factually.
I may actually be able to. I did have a big brother who taught me all kinds of gross things. You'd be surprised! (Well, maybe not.)
posted by
SpitFire70
on July 22, 2004 at 5:18 PM
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Spitfire's not kidding about these toads. They leave turds on the sidewalk bigger than a cat's.
posted by
mark2556
on July 22, 2004 at 5:02 PM
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Spit70Feet, you can't have my name, I and I alone can be PoopyH,
but we can come up with another name for you, since in all likelihood neither your mouth nor feet can spit seventy feet.
posted by
Julia.
on July 22, 2004 at 4:58 PM
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harveyg,
I checked out the link you sent me, and thank you!! I forwarded it on to my husband for future use!
posted by
SpitFire70
on July 21, 2004 at 10:36 PM
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Why, thanks Sassy! Especially for the shovel loan...
However, M must do the killing without me present. Actually, if I am home, he warns me he's going on "toad duty" and that means I turn the stereo up pretty laud cause when I hear the shovel clank against the concrete, I cringe. Even though I hate the bastards, I still can't deal with the sound. I always ask him when he's finished, "Did you kill them quickly?" I need to know! "Did any suffer?" He always tells me they died after the first whack, but sometimes I wonder if he's sugar coating it for me. He probably is, but...oh well. Now, my tree frogs and Bullfrogs that have their own "homes" and shelters that I made for them can live without worry of being bullied by these awful demon toads. My froggies have been so happy and talking about it around the pool all night.
posted by
SpitFire70
on July 21, 2004 at 10:12 PM
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That is awful to deal with, but
I sincerely hope that you can find a remedy to your problem and stay with Blogit. I haven't been able to write lately due to a busy life, but nothing as extreme as what you are going through. That would freak the hell out of me, literally! Here in Pennsylvania we have big black snakes that seem to go where they please. I am petrified of these grody long reptiles that torture my well being. I love to walk in the woods with hubby, but we have had an abundance of them this year, so for me, no walks. I wish you luck with your toad problem. I should loan you our snow shovel as it could kill several of them little bitches at once.
posted by
Sherri_G
on July 21, 2004 at 6:37 AM
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Yes, BB, it can make any sane person crazy....
and as for us
already insane people....look out world!
posted by
SpitFire70
on July 20, 2004 at 11:59 PM
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Spitfire
I feel for you regarding the toads ...eek!
posted by
beachbelle
on July 20, 2004 at 11:13 PM
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Thanks, harvey!! I'm gonna check it out RIGHT NOW!
I'll let ya know what I find. (Hope it's not some porn site you gave me the link to. Or maybe I...er, never mind.)
posted by
SpitFire70
on July 20, 2004 at 10:03 PM
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QuirksA, Spit70FEET? Feet?
What about my feet? Do I have spitting feet? Can they spit 70 yards? Are they stinky? (I just took a shower.) Or, are you just jealous cause my feet can spit and you're a PoopyHead? Wait! I think I'm the one who's jealous. I wanna poopyhead, too. Hey, trade names? Aw, come on! Pwetty Pwease?
posted by
SpitFire70
on July 20, 2004 at 10:02 PM
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Why, Laura-V, you're even more evil-minded than I!
Didn't think that was possible!
posted by
SpitFire70
on July 20, 2004 at 9:56 PM
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K, Wiley! Bring it down anytime!!
You're always welcome to come down any time and I'd love to meet the Spitfire Tree in person, too. Oh, and even better, IT'S A MAGICAL TOAD KILLING SPITFIRE TREE! Wow! She's even better than I thought.
posted by
SpitFire70
on July 20, 2004 at 9:55 PM
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SpitFire,
Don't give up yet -- I found an internet site that might help (and will also assure you you're not alone).
Try going here.
Good luck!
posted by
HarveyG
on July 20, 2004 at 8:40 PM
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I said that I shall now call you Spit70Feet. Love, PoopyH
posted by
Julia.
on July 20, 2004 at 5:06 PM
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You should capture a few and send them to people you don't like...;)
posted by
Laura-V
on July 20, 2004 at 8:09 AM
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Spitfire
I'm gonna have to send ya down this here magical toad killing Spitfire tree. Now look is January a good time for me to bring it on down to you guys from up here in the north countryeh??

posted by
WileyJohn
on July 20, 2004 at 5:14 AM
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Oh, and btw, PoopyH,
I never said anyone else should be calling you by this given name. Only I.
posted by
SpitFire70
on July 19, 2004 at 8:53 PM
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Oh, God, QuirkyA, I mean PoopyH, No, I didn't.
Yet. Point me in the correct direction so negotiations can occur, please.
posted by
SpitFire70
on July 19, 2004 at 8:52 PM
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"Death By Toad." What a way to go! Hey, did ya see my new name I made
up for you, since you are insisting that I'm now to be called Poopy??
posted by
Julia.
on July 19, 2004 at 7:58 PM
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