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Word.S, I think everything already does in some cases!!
posted by
SpitFire70
on August 27, 2004 at 5:34 PM
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Gotta draw the line somewhere...
Otherwise everything will go to the dogs.
posted by
word.smith
on August 27, 2004 at 1:50 PM
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No, Jems, I keep all removed nuts in my personal box of ooglies.
At home. Never know when they may be useful for a spell...
posted by
SpitFire70
on August 27, 2004 at 1:26 AM
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It had to happen
Plastic surgery for pets. *sigh* What will the rich spend their money on next?
And, as a vet, will you be willing to give Duke his nuts back?
posted by
Jemmie211
on August 27, 2004 at 1:17 AM
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Ooops, sowwy PoopyH,
It just seemed appropriate for a fictitious name for a tiny male Chihuahua! See? No harm done! It's a good name for a small animal! (Any luck with that explanation?)
Please don't send Rocky to attack me for this one!!
posted by
SpitFire70
on August 26, 2004 at 10:56 PM
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Oh man,
Now I've heard everything. I can die happy knowing dogs can have fake balls.
But why did you have to name the chiwawa (I can't spell it so I went for phonetics)--BINKY??
You KNOW that was my beloved cat's name!!
posted by
Julia.
on August 26, 2004 at 10:44 PM
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Holy crap, Pecan!! How did I miss that?
On my way to it right now....
posted by
SpitFire70
on August 26, 2004 at 9:56 PM
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OH baby, read Mother of all Pussies and Lesbian Lessons from the past coupl
days. We had to remove her eyes.
posted by
CatLadyintheAttic
on August 26, 2004 at 9:37 PM
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Pecan, what's up with Seibar?
When's the surgery and what kind of surgery is taking place? (I hope you haven't already told me..you know my horrible memory...Ginko Biloba seems to be failing me, too) What's up?
posted by
SpitFire70
on August 26, 2004 at 9:35 PM
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Interesting, isn't it, Hollee? Ah, modern science.
Works wonders for multiple species.
posted by
SpitFire70
on August 26, 2004 at 9:33 PM
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Exactly, Word.S!! Why should my dog get plastic surgery before me??
It's only fair. I work to make money to help support them, but damn if I'm not going first!!
posted by
SpitFire70
on August 26, 2004 at 9:32 PM
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You are killing me.
Not so much for your blog, which was funny and so true...but also for your comments. Thanks I needed the laugh. Been so worried about Seibar, and feeling guilty about her operation. This was needed.
posted by
CatLadyintheAttic
on August 26, 2004 at 8:55 PM
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Spitfire - I read about these in a doggie magazine! Geez!
posted by
Hollee
on August 26, 2004 at 7:55 PM
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Agreed Spitfire....
Ladies first, doggies later!
posted by
word.smith
on August 26, 2004 at 7:40 PM
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Yes, and like I said, they
do enjoy it, but most only initiate it due to instinct. I guess once they are in the act, they must think, "Hey! I'm diggin this mating thing! I don't know why I started to hump her, but ya hoo!" hehe
posted by
SpitFire70
on August 26, 2004 at 3:47 PM
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Spitfire,
No problem, just attempting to help you out here. Lots of people don't think about the apes and monkeys and their close association to our species. Same with dolphins. They are animals of lower statue, so of course they are seen as unable to enjoy sexual innercourse. shadow
posted by
Keshet
on August 26, 2004 at 3:33 PM
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You're right, Shadow! Funny you mentioned that, cause
when I was writing it, I thought that monkeys did, too, but I forgot to add it in.
posted by
SpitFire70
on August 26, 2004 at 3:28 PM
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I'm with you on that, Word.S!!
I have enough money struggles, let alone spend money on cosmetic surgery for my dog! Hell, if anyone's getting cosmetic surgery, it's gonna be
me!
posted by
SpitFire70
on August 26, 2004 at 3:27 PM
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Add apes and monkeys to that list of species who enjoy sex for recreation. Its a much proven fact. Especially the chimps. shadow
posted by
Keshet
on August 26, 2004 at 3:05 PM
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Thanks for the chuckle...
Seriously though, obviously these dog owners have money to waste. Me, buy replacement testicles for a neutered doggie? Naaaaw!
posted by
word.smith
on August 26, 2004 at 2:21 PM
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