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Hey Mark - get your head out of wherever it is and write something new - I
can only read this thing so many times before it becomes weird to everyone! Please post a new funny! I'm beggin' ya man.
posted by
Hollee
on October 25, 2004 at 6:36 AM
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Now how could you slam that nice pillar of womanhood. Why I hear she has stopped the beating of her staff up in Connecticut &. She decided that crack is a great diet drug to sell the the masses. Soon a magazine with nine million steps to get there
posted by
the-loanlady
on October 23, 2004 at 3:07 PM
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LOL Mark - Oh yeah - I am bitchy enough. Ask the evil child.
posted by
Hollee
on October 21, 2004 at 10:12 AM
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Hollee ~ You wanna be a Marthanator? Are you sure you're bitchy enough (and not just every 3-1/2 weeks, either!)?
I mean, that's just scary!
posted by
mark2556
on October 21, 2004 at 10:10 AM
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Ah Martha - we hardly knew ye. Glad to hear she's coping. She's my idol.
posted by
Hollee
on October 21, 2004 at 10:02 AM
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Drugs...they're a good thing!
Poor ole Martha!
posted by
msaries
on October 21, 2004 at 6:11 AM
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mark
What? How come everything good happens to you? I want a bionic wanker, instead of just being a bionic wanker. Oh, it's never fair on me, me, me.
posted by
chris2303
on October 21, 2004 at 3:26 AM
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WHAMENATOR
Of course I have no idea - I'm pure and innocent. When it comes to non dairy, at least...
posted by
chris2303
on October 21, 2004 at 3:25 AM
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Chris ~ I am a machine...well, at least my wanker is. An unfortunate encounter with a certain "biter" left me with a bionic boner. It's the only reaon women like me, the selfish biatches. Thank God.
posted by
mark2556
on October 21, 2004 at 3:13 AM
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Chris, I am a machine, you just have no idea!
posted by
WHAMENATOR
on October 21, 2004 at 12:58 AM
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What, for three and a half months? You must be machines, the pair of you.
posted by
chris2303
on October 21, 2004 at 12:40 AM
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Hey, Chris, get off his back...Mark2556 was busy with me....
and if I gave you the privilege you would not be blogging either!
posted by
WHAMENATOR
on October 21, 2004 at 12:38 AM
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If I wasn't so stupid, I would have laughed at this post.
posted by
Rupert_Bottom_Paddler
on October 21, 2004 at 12:38 AM
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Well it's about friggin' time you showed up again,
you lazy shit. What, think your life is too important to incorporate blogging, did you?
posted by
chris2303
on October 21, 2004 at 12:28 AM
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You were not that nice the last time.....don't you remember the restraints?
posted by
WHAMENATOR
on October 20, 2004 at 2:35 PM
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Again?!? Well, OK, but this time it's no more Mr. Nice Guy.
posted by
mark2556
on October 20, 2004 at 2:31 PM
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No, Silly, I wanted YOU to strip search ME!
posted by
WHAMENATOR
on October 20, 2004 at 1:59 PM
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You wanna strip-search Martha? Eeeeeeeeeew!
posted by
mark2556
on October 20, 2004 at 10:32 AM
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Well, how about a WHAMENATOR strip search.......?
posted by
WHAMENATOR
on October 19, 2004 at 10:05 PM
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I don't even wanna THINK about a Martha strip search.
posted by
mark2556
on October 19, 2004 at 7:28 PM
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Talking about EBAY. Does anyone have sound bytes of the strip search? I can hear the OH’S and AH’S now. Nice lady. Too bad greed got the best of her.
posted by
Cypress
on October 19, 2004 at 5:11 PM
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