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Janes-
Will do! Thank you so much, and welcome to the madness!
posted by
IsSanityNear
on December 9, 2004 at 8:52 AM
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Where have I been all this time?
Hilarious! Keep on writing . . . and keep me laughing!!!
posted by
JanesOpinion
on December 9, 2004 at 8:50 AM
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hmmm. okay, I'm on my way....
posted by
IsSanityNear
on December 9, 2004 at 7:18 AM
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Hiya ISN. You may want to check out my latest post - I mention you ... again. (Of course no mere mention comes without a price... hehehe)
posted by
MerryAnne
on December 9, 2004 at 6:11 AM
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lol, suo...
i never did understand where he got that from? lol. If they had the category I'd vote you the least likely to have a secret identity, because the sheer mechanics and computing needs would take many many emails to explain. hehehehe, early morning and already i've got the giggles...
posted by
IsSanityNear
on December 9, 2004 at 6:04 AM
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ISN
Just thought I'd let you know I voted for you in the Blogger Convention Awards. I voted you as most likely to have an alternate identity due to your posing as Inns this morning at Jeopardy
. You are most welcome!
posted by
suomynona
on December 8, 2004 at 11:04 PM
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beachbelle-
I am sure there are
zillions of good things about not having a cat, I once enjoyed not having one; perhaps i will learn to enjoy having it around. *sigh* Kids.
posted by
IsSanityNear
on December 8, 2004 at 10:34 AM
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You have reminded me of one good thing about not having a cat any more
posted by
beachbelle
on December 8, 2004 at 9:42 AM
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it better not... that just sounds unpleasant.
posted by
IsSanityNear
on December 8, 2004 at 9:38 AM
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I'm sure it doesn't, but better safe than sorry.
posted by
MerryAnne
on December 8, 2004 at 9:36 AM
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oh thank goodness, I thought I may have to chase the stupid thing to get a
"clean" sample. thank you thank you, and holy jeez i hope this thing doesn't have worms. yuck.
posted by
IsSanityNear
on December 8, 2004 at 9:34 AM
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Yes!
posted by
MerryAnne
on December 8, 2004 at 9:32 AM
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Mer- technical question...
if there is already kitty litter stuff on it, is it still a viable sample? Jeez I hate cats...
posted by
IsSanityNear
on December 8, 2004 at 9:31 AM
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ISN - no... they need to know if your little darling has worms - that can infect your kids. Just put your hand inside a plastic bag, grab a little pellet from the litter box and flip the bag inside out. No muss, no fuss, you probably won't even have to wash your hands (but you probably should).
posted by
MerryAnne
on December 8, 2004 at 9:27 AM
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Mer-
I agree-- I always ask the lady at the drive-thru pharmacy at Walgreens if she can just grab some things for me when I pay for my Rx. ... nothing doing. they are just being mean, it wouldn't take them but a minute to grab me a soda! lol, bastards... they make me go all the way to the McDonald's drivethru for a soda... hmph.
ps- if i just say I forgot, will they let me off the hook for the poo sample?
posted by
IsSanityNear
on December 8, 2004 at 7:04 AM
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ISN - jusst one thing before I go on. There is no way in hell that your cat will produce at the vets.
Secondly I agree that the convenience store should have a drive through so I can get a slurpee or a chocolate bar withoug having to take the kids out of their car seats (like that will ever happen) as a matter of fact I think most stores should offer a drive through option for harried mothers, The drugstore, the grocery store, the donut shop (oh wait I have one of those nearby already) No wonder I order my groceries on-line! :)
posted by
MerryAnne
on December 8, 2004 at 6:03 AM
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suomynona-
I am so glad we have "pay at the pump"- the children are just tooooo heavy to carry around! What is a crab pot? I have so much to learn.
posted by
IsSanityNear
on December 8, 2004 at 5:01 AM
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ISN
You'll be back on that 'Gas Station Diet' once Alex is older. When I fill up with petrol now, I send Taylor in to pay...and as the other children yell out their orders for bubblegum and Mars Bars,I throw in mine for a Turkish Delight and a coke! Well....I spent all those years struggling out the door with my arms full of children and goodies....it's about time he did something in return!
As for the cat poop, I have no comment...other than to re-iterate what wonderful crab-pot bait cats can be.
posted by
suomynona
on December 7, 2004 at 9:20 PM
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passionflower-
LOL, it is, incredibly! I hope there is no such thing, just something I called my eating habits. :) Thanks for reading!
posted by
IsSanityNear
on December 7, 2004 at 8:10 PM
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I've never heard of the 'Gas Station Diet' but it sounds unhealthy!
posted by
Passionflower
on December 7, 2004 at 8:07 PM
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