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What I want to know is how come in the Cialis commericals, these
people are bathing outside, or sitting on a sofa on a boat dock--do they not have homes? We have people here in rural BFE who have worn down sofas on their front porch on on the back of a pick-up--but my gawd man!--on a boat dock?
Exceptionally funny stuff CL. Sam and I were discussing these commercials last night--I wanted to know what she did when she and her BF were watching TV and the commercials came on - she said, "I dunno--laugh?"
Ah youth.
posted by
Hollee
on December 20, 2004 at 6:17 PM
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Great humor in this imagination.
Ben
posted by
A-and-B
on December 19, 2004 at 4:43 AM
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Uproarious!
If you’re into that sort of thing, that is. 
Excellent handless job there, Cunning. You're definitely an up-and-comer in this style of writing. Listen, I could go on here for hours about this post but I've got to go now, man. There's a terrible fight about to happen outside in front of the coop. A cluster of hens are gathering around two roosters about to go at it over some chick's cock ring. Never a dull moment between a nut and a soft place, I guess. Or is that a cock and a hard on? No, that's not it either. I can never reacall when . . . NEVERMIND ALL THAT! Regardless of what the saying is the fight is simply no less than a crime against nature itself. Gads, man. Have you been reading this? I'm losing it again. Too much Java man and not enough smegma soup. Lentil! Oh, for crying out loud. I give up. Anyway, after the fight I have plans to sit down with my erector set for a while. I've been itching to build a scyscraper for some odd reason. Thoughts like that sometimes come out of the blue like those crazy condominium complexes that pop up all over the place like crab louse do in some communities. Damn it, my fellow cunnilingus master -- I'm rambling on here again and I've never even been to a Zeppelin concert. Next time I'll be expecting you to stop me when I'm carrying on like this. Jesus . . . through the window I just watched as the smaller of the two cocks lost an eyeball. There’s no recovering from something like that. Anyway, NEVERMIND ALL THAT! Time's a wastin'. I've really got to go. The sooner I get going the sooner morning will come and impregnate day again. What a slut she is, eh? A rival for the collie. The weather calls for sun and I'm looking forward to using the priapism prism my uncle Dick (for Christ's sake remember to never, EVER, call him Richard!) gave me as a birthday present earlier in the week. God damn, man, it's the simple things like that which make life less cold-shouldered and more like a insatiable rapid flagellation of intimacy. Isn't life grand?
Rockin' post. 
Aced it again.
posted by
Zachary.N.Miles
on December 18, 2004 at 7:42 PM
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This is the funniest thing I have read in a long time, excellent
great post!
posted by
scoop
on December 18, 2004 at 6:04 PM
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This post shows an interesting new thrust.
posted by
beachbelle
on December 18, 2004 at 6:00 PM
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They may be right...
You don't need Paxil for your axle, if you get my drift. What you need is some good old prolong. Of course being the scientific type, you did record data? Photos man, we want photos! Er, well, my assistant does, not me of course, I take your PHD in BS at face value after all. In the name of science, thrust onward!
posted by
food4thought
on December 18, 2004 at 4:24 PM
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That was hilarious! Though gypsyredhead is right - Paxil is an antidepressant that can cause sexual side effects, and not the good kind!
posted by
Holy_Grail
on December 18, 2004 at 4:05 PM
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TV, spam email, billboards, it's everywhere.
Glad to see you are a man who relys on proven, scientific tests.
posted by
Cynthia
on December 18, 2004 at 4:04 PM
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Cunning..
I thought Paxil was a anti-depressant LOL. Damn good typing with one hand. You may compete with Tommy Lee on that one. After all, he just steered a boat with his!
posted by
RedHeadedGypsy
on December 18, 2004 at 3:49 PM
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