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posted by
beezus
on December 29, 2004 at 2:54 PM
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Thanks CL,
and I hope you had a Merry Christmas too. I think........No, really, I do.

LOL.
posted by
maybe
on December 27, 2004 at 8:07 AM
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You've done yourself proud with this one - Oh Dannee Boy.
posted by
Hollee
on December 27, 2004 at 7:48 AM
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Merry Christmas and thanks for reminding me
to brush my teeth.
posted by
FreeManWalking
on December 25, 2004 at 2:07 AM
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Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays . . .
to you two, too.
I’m still in a funk over what to get Miriam. Any suggestions? I’m still trying to get over last year’s aluminum wire hanger fiasco. Regardless of what anyone says, I would like you to further instill in that interplanetary alcoholic and sex fiend that aluminum wire hangers are NOT to be used as nosering and earrings – nevermind as laxative enhancers. That’s disgusting! They were intended to hang Miriam’s suit up on. Although I wasn’t as offended as everyone at the party made me out to be, I was a tad disappointed. I bought those aluminum hangers at Crate & Barrel and that place ain’t cheap! This year I need to go with something completely different. Something special. What do you think about the nickel-plated corkscrew I sent you a picture of? Or perhaps that case of glow-in-the-dark Power Putty Slime that Miriam had been fingering in Kay-Bee that day (recall the look on Miriam’s face during that?) before they kicked us out for eating the merchandise? I don’t know, man. I’m at a complete loss over it. I’m still trying to get used to the idea of having to buy for an androgynous cult icon from somewhere else.
All right, man. I’m off to get today’s mission done. Have a wonderful X-mas. Be sure to drink yourself silly, throw up a lot (but not through your nose again), and stay away from the fruitcake – you know the one.
Cheers!
P. S. Coitus sends her regards. She’s asked me to send you along the correct pronunciation of her name, Koh-i(as in icky)-tess. She has also firmly stated that she’d like to extend her well wishes to Miriam also – something I tried to talk her out of but she’s a mind of her own and won’t be swayed. I have my doubts about a sex addict getting to know an alien.


posted by
Zachary.N.Miles
on December 24, 2004 at 10:56 AM
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CL
Well something must be deeply wrong with me eh?? Still your friend after all these months...You had me at the "fuck" blog.

posted by
Holy_Grail
on December 23, 2004 at 7:54 PM
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G'dang it. Now you got me feeling guilt all over again.
Getting to know you has been one of the highlights of my year. Well you know how it is here? Not much happens.
xx
posted by
beachbelle
on December 23, 2004 at 5:06 PM
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I'm glad I didn't miss this one. This is very clever stuff. You should be writing for one of them BIG OUTFITS like NBC (No Butt Cheeks) or CBS (Creepy Bi-Sexual). Anyway you're TOPS (Totally Odd Parody Stud) in my books! Love and Merry Christmas!
posted by
Passionflower
on December 23, 2004 at 1:44 PM
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lol.....hey!!
actually...that name of that blog has never changed since I have been here...at the time the title was relevant so there!
merry christmas!
posted by
_Symphony_
on December 23, 2004 at 1:42 PM
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All in the spirit of humor.
Season's Greetings to you too.
Ben
posted by
A-and-B
on December 23, 2004 at 1:41 PM
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Cunning....
LMAO... I loved it! And you are just so cunning that I can't friggin stand it. Have a wonderful Holiday and I'll still be checking in....
posted by
RedHeadedGypsy
on December 23, 2004 at 1:41 PM
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