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Excellent hard-nosed creativity here in a delightfully funny
post. You're a madman, man. 
Keep up the great posting. You're the best!
How celebrities hold more water (yes, that's EXACTLY what I mean) than doctors, social workers, or child and family aide workers is beyond me. Our priorities have been snarfed up into a black hole gullet of Starrs. It's maddening I tell you --- maddening!
posted by
Zachary.N.Miles
on January 9, 2005 at 9:58 PM
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Good post.
Actually, is it indeed a successful marriage... well, I mean, any celeb. marriage that DOES'T break up is a failure isn't it??? We can't pass up a juicy story of course!
posted by
bandanafish
on January 9, 2005 at 2:25 PM
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Now wait a minute...
You mean Jennifer A is available? Wow, maybe if I brush my tooth and polish my bald spot I might have a chance. Or...maybe she will go help the Tsunami victims now that she has some spare time.
posted by
food4thought
on January 9, 2005 at 7:00 AM
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I really don't know how the country
will carry on without these two being together!
posted by
sarooster
on January 8, 2005 at 6:34 PM
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Authentically disingenuous
Love it.
Actually the Pitt-Anniston marriage has been a success
posted by
beachbelle
on January 8, 2005 at 5:11 PM
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Gee, and I thought it would last!
He must have grown tired of being so much prettier than his wife.
posted by
Holy_Grail
on January 8, 2005 at 4:24 PM
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i was
somewhat ashamed of myself when i saw the headline on msn news and actually said
'NO!' - out loud. blush.
posted by
beezus
on January 8, 2005 at 4:22 PM
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Yeah ...
But the reason God invented Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt as totally in-your-face celebrities is to avenge me the first guy who proposed marriage to me (after inviting me to his father's Bible study!), then changed his mind and invited me to his wedding to another girl. My name is Jennifer, by the way, and his name was Brad. My heart was totally broken, and it was only because I loved him so much that I went to his wedding. Boo hoo. Later, I had a nervous breakdown.
Anyway, Jennifer Aniston is a goddess of the highest order for fulfilling this act of public vengence in the faces of the two so called "Christian" betrayers of the century. Now you know.
posted by
TARZANA
on January 8, 2005 at 3:06 PM
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Gypsy
I think there's so much information happening all at once that sometimes those reporting the news forget when to fake compassion. There's simply no time to be authentically disingenuous anymore. :-)
thanks for stopping in, Gypsy.
posted by
CunningLinguist
on January 8, 2005 at 2:44 PM
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CL..
That is rather a disgusting view on what people view as important. I don't equate one with the other for sure. Oh and the starr jones thing..ewww.
posted by
RedHeadedGypsy
on January 8, 2005 at 2:29 PM
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