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I try not to put too many up, but with this kind of inventory on hand I needed to start moving merchandise quickly. Plus, I like looking at half-nekked women.
posted by
mark2556
on February 1, 2005 at 7:01 PM
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Ok, will be waiting for your new posts. I wonder if its easier to post just 1-2 pics instead of so many at 1 shot? Maybe not cost effective for the Director.
Ben.
posted by
A-and-B
on February 1, 2005 at 6:59 PM
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If you have the stamina and the time to murder hideously...
....go back to the beginning of this blog and travel through it. Talk about your acid trips.
Thanks for visiting!
posted by
mark2556
on February 1, 2005 at 6:50 PM
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Wonderful photos! I guess this is the blog to click since your other 2 blogs are not actively updated. My 2nd click.
Ben.
posted by
A-and-B
on February 1, 2005 at 6:45 PM
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A&B ~ Absolutely!
If this stuff doesn't sell, what's the point of wearing clothes?
Thanks for the prize!
posted by
mark2556
on January 31, 2005 at 2:26 PM
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mark2556,
You have a knack for posting humor. Maybe you can entertain again for the upcoming season of Valentine's. This is my 3rd click. I didn't cheat as I exited from your blog. Then gave it a fresh click again. Thanks for participating in my Guess Poem Riddle blog.
Ann.
posted by
A-and-B
on January 31, 2005 at 2:22 PM
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mark2556,
I wonder if you are serious in marketing these Tees & clothing? You spent so much time on them. I know an internet site that is nil capital, print on demand for these accessories. Should I

you the link?
posted by
A-and-B
on January 31, 2005 at 2:03 PM
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Kelli ~ Thanks. That's my best review yet.
posted by
mark2556
on January 28, 2005 at 7:37 PM
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Jesus!
posted by
Kelli
on January 28, 2005 at 7:33 PM
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MSAries ~ Yes, food stamps are accepted at all locations.
But you have to lick them in the presence of a licensed
Mark2556 Farewell Tour '05 agent, which is pretty much just me.
posted by
mark2556
on January 27, 2005 at 8:07 AM
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These shirts are the bargain of the year...
posted by
scriber
on January 27, 2005 at 7:25 AM
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Symphony ~ I'm going to assume you're comment refers to me.
.......OK, I'm done with that fantasy. And it was a good one...oh, my yes.
OK, you're on the list for a farewell tour t-shirt. And hot ladies-wear items are being released today, so stay tuned!
posted by
mark2556
on January 27, 2005 at 7:13 AM
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Whoa...aren't buying two t-shirts the same as buying one except doubled?
Listen, my mama didn't raise any fools! Do you accept food stamps?
posted by
msaries
on January 27, 2005 at 6:21 AM
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I want I want I want
posted by
_Symphony_
on January 27, 2005 at 2:25 AM
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Chris ~ I love a good sheepburger like I love my own loins ~
...but the sheep you sent seemed somewhat 'tainted'. I think they had some kind of Mad Sheep disease...they went stark-raving mad every time I dropped my pants. Which is, like, pretty often.
posted by
mark2556
on January 26, 2005 at 4:02 PM
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mark
What? But I thought you liked sheepburgers. For the love of Jesus, do you have to fake everything all of the time? I'm so inadequate I'm depressed..
Now, you said something about pigs?
posted by
chris2303
on January 26, 2005 at 11:57 AM
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Chris ~ It's a deal...
...but I'm not falling for that "90lbs of Sheepburgers-on-the-hoof trick again. Damn sheep always freak out the pigs, the way they carry on in the Research Center Slaughterhouse.
posted by
mark2556
on January 26, 2005 at 11:52 AM
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I'll give you eight free meals if you sell me
eight lots of t-shirts and two of those immigrants. But don't let the immigrants where my t shirts. Or else...
posted by
chris2303
on January 26, 2005 at 11:44 AM
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PF ~ Yes. Hot Pink, Sheepskin and Clear.
posted by
mark2556
on January 26, 2005 at 11:25 AM
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Thongs???
Did someone say, "Farewell Tour Thongs"? Do those come in pink?
posted by
Passionflower
on January 26, 2005 at 10:20 AM
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Renigade ~ God must've called you, too!
...the thongs are already in production. Praise Allah!
posted by
mark2556
on January 26, 2005 at 10:13 AM
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How 'bout Farewell Tour thongs? Now that WOULD be intresting!
posted by
Renigade
on January 26, 2005 at 10:08 AM
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Dear Mark
I am keenly interested in the one that's illegal in 43 states. Please forward that toy to me at once.

posted by
Passionflower
on January 26, 2005 at 10:08 AM
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PF ~ No, but I can demonstrate several immoral uses...
...plus one that's illegal in 43 states.
posted by
mark2556
on January 26, 2005 at 9:53 AM
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Dear Sir:
In that case, I'll take mine lubricated. Could you demonstrate its proper usage???
posted by
Passionflower
on January 26, 2005 at 9:51 AM
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Dear Carol: Sorry, but the sex toys only come in lubricated.
...or ultra-vibratron.
posted by
mark2556
on January 26, 2005 at 9:42 AM
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Dear Sir:::
Hi, I'm placing my order today for 2 tee-shirts and don't forget to give me that terrific discounted price. I'd also like a few sexual favors and maybe an adult toy. Do those come in pink?
Thanks. Your friend, Carol
posted by
Passionflower
on January 26, 2005 at 9:39 AM
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Shit, I left Wal*Mart charge cards off the list. That IS kinda funny.
posted by
mark2556
on January 26, 2005 at 9:15 AM
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MasterCard, Visa and sexual favors accepted at all locations? hahahaha
posted by
Ariala
on January 26, 2005 at 9:13 AM
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