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What a ripper
I like it a lot...cheers
posted by
Stork
on February 4, 2005 at 12:10 PM
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Funny stories Jemmie
Thanks
posted by
jollyjeff
on January 30, 2005 at 1:41 PM
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ROFL!!!
Good one! You must be so fun to hang out with!
I had a friend years ago. He'd always say things the wrong way which'd make his friends laugh hysterically. There are two stories which were particularly funny:
One night he had a dream about a Chinese boy. This Chinese boy kept opening an umbrella under my friend's bed . . . open . . . close . . . open . . . close. Right before my friend woke up, the Chinese boy possessed my friend's body. Only my friend said, "And then the Chinese boy came inside me!!!" Everyone in the room nearly died of laughter!
Then another time this same friend was watching porn with his roomies. I guess one of the girls was especially beautiful, and my friend (who was the type to insert expletives in between every word) expressed his jealousy of the guy having sex with her: "DAMN!!! I wish I was fucking that guy!" Again, his roomies almost died laughing!
posted by
Jemmie211
on January 30, 2005 at 1:50 AM
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Funny
posted by
David1Spirit
on January 29, 2005 at 10:57 AM
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