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Chrissy, please don't be insulted
if we ever meet in person again that I don't shake your hand.

But, I hope it was worth the effort at least!
posted by
SpitFire70
on February 13, 2005 at 1:43 PM
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this is by far the facking funniest blog I have ever read
posted by
fwmystic
on February 8, 2005 at 12:44 PM
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I think you could easily find some gentleman on La Cienaga near Sunset on any evening who would be familiar with the location you were mapquesting. Why could you not ask the girlfriend ?
posted by
the-loanlady
on February 7, 2005 at 2:30 PM
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Oh, chris..you poor thing...when things are that bad you have to look
outside the relationship to other digits...but make sure next time before you have another digital affair, those digits can do the job first.........
posted by
Kiddo75
on February 6, 2005 at 10:37 AM
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Maybe a little assistance from a proffesional is in order ~

She's due back at the Center on Thursday. Do you have warm whole milk there, or should she bring powdered?
posted by
mark2556
on February 6, 2005 at 6:53 AM
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renigade3
Sorry! The last thing I want to do is cause anyone to lose their Cornflakes...
posted by
chris2303
on February 6, 2005 at 6:32 AM
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mark
Ooh that bitch always has to make a pound out of my arse...sadly though, this was more a one ago memory, as opposed to a childhood one, which have mostly been recorded on Mother's registered sex offences list.
posted by
chris2303
on February 6, 2005 at 6:31 AM
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chris2303--You should have warned me about the content--just had
breakfast and almost lost it...I do not think you are a disgusting human being--just curious.
posted by
Renigade
on February 6, 2005 at 5:59 AM
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I know there are a few bad childhood memories thatyou don't wanna relive..
..but shouldn't you be using proper anal grease, not that Gel Without the Sheepy Smell?

If you'd rather not see Mother profit by using your ass....again....then there's always mayonaisse.
posted by
mark2556
on February 6, 2005 at 5:56 AM
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