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DEVILINME
Haha, yeah you have a nice Valentine's, too. It'll give you an idea of how many secret pricks think you're hot.
posted by
chris2303
on February 14, 2005 at 3:33 AM
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SYMPHONY
You like my yeast infection?! Hooray, finally someone who has love for me and the things I grow.
posted by
chris2303
on February 14, 2005 at 3:32 AM
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I agree totally...:) Although I would make an exception for you dear....
Happy valentines day, may your day be filled with the visions of many saps crying because they didn't get shit...Love, devil
posted by
Kiddo75
on February 13, 2005 at 9:52 AM
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heres one dedicated for you chris

the sky is blue
grass is green
I like your hairy legs
and the things in between

posted by
_Symphony_
on February 13, 2005 at 9:46 AM
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WHAM: That's a shame - you're only missing out...;)
posted by
chris2303
on February 13, 2005 at 7:36 AM
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Chris2303,
It involves whatever you want, Baby! 
Except for I personally draw the line at human beings. I have never been with a sheep and I am not about to start now.
posted by
WHAMENATOR
on February 13, 2005 at 7:35 AM
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Make up sex? Does that involve foundation and lipstick? I sure hope so...
posted by
chris2303
on February 13, 2005 at 7:32 AM
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Battler,
but arguments are a precurser to makeup sex!
posted by
WHAMENATOR
on February 13, 2005 at 7:31 AM
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ah - you appear to be a cunning type
I on the other hand seem to start arguments more often than not - must try harder!
posted by
TheBattler
on February 13, 2005 at 7:28 AM
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Hello TheBattler
Haven't seen you in a long time...I'd say you should always be extra nice to your partner, but only if you need something.
posted by
chris2303
on February 13, 2005 at 7:24 AM
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Shouldn't just be one day
that you're extra nice to your partner eh?!
posted by
TheBattler
on February 13, 2005 at 7:20 AM
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WHAMENATOR
Words of wisdom, them. Like you say, any day can be a love day. Why can't we have a special day for controversial sex routines? Dang nam it.
posted by
chris2303
on February 13, 2005 at 7:15 AM
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Chris2303,
This is what I had to say elsewhere about V-Day:
Frankly, I do not celebrate Valentine's Day, because I think it is a bullshit, commercialized,contrived Romantic Holiday. I think it puts a lot of pressure on people involved in relationships, and an unnecessary void for many that are uninvolved, especially those newly uninvolved.
I don't think anyone should need Hallmark to tell them when it is time to have a Special Day of Love.
posted by
WHAMENATOR
on February 13, 2005 at 7:05 AM
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Damon
Hmm, Mission Accomplished Day sounds pretty good...and well timed as well. What do you reckon, another nine or so months until "victory" is declared in Iran?
Good work, Damon.
posted by
chris2303
on February 13, 2005 at 6:42 AM
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renigade3
I knew I could count on you to see Valentines for what it is. Wise people don't need cheap sentiments to feel loved, and I shall make haste towards your poem...
posted by
chris2303
on February 13, 2005 at 6:40 AM
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T & I...
...got this figured last night. We're going to ignore it, for all the reasons you mention. (Though you can't call flowers 'cheap' when the flower industry, with their hearts filled with love and compassion, double their prices around valentine's day and mother's day. Bunch of twats).
How about "Mission Accomplished Day"?
Roses are red
Grasses are green
He's the phoniest pilot
That I've ever seen.
D
posted by
DamonLeigh
on February 13, 2005 at 6:38 AM
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chris--My sentiments exactly--and I'm married and deeply in love
with my hubby. V Day just doesn't carry much weight with me. Check out Rhyme Time--I wrote my own little V Day card...Happy UNValentine's Day!
posted by
Renigade
on February 13, 2005 at 6:35 AM
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