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Interesting pics here. I'll check in again later, don't worry. I won't forget.
Ann
posted by
A-and-B
on March 6, 2005 at 6:09 AM
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Just the little big people.
posted by
Ariala
on March 2, 2005 at 7:37 PM
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Well, I do love their big heads....
...but, good God, woman! Is this how ALL big people look to you?
posted by
mark2556
on March 2, 2005 at 7:25 PM
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Mark, you tried to fool us all!
Now I know why you're obsessed with midgets! You little ghoul!
posted by
Ariala
on March 2, 2005 at 7:08 PM
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Huh? You've gone Lesbo again?
Shit, where am I gonna find an overweight midget lesbian at this time of night? Lemme check the storage shed...
posted by
mark2556
on March 1, 2005 at 3:12 PM
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Mark, I thought we established that ain't my thang
posted by
Ariala
on March 1, 2005 at 3:03 PM
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Ariala ~ No, besides that.
Just ask him about his 'power rod'.
posted by
mark2556
on March 1, 2005 at 2:45 PM
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Super power? Looking extra, ummm, sexy? hahahaha
posted by
Ariala
on March 1, 2005 at 2:07 PM
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Ariala ~ No, but I do have a superhero one available.
And I'll give you one guess what his super power is.
posted by
mark2556
on March 1, 2005 at 2:02 PM
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Mark, I'm ravished...got any super sized meaty midgets?
posted by
Ariala
on March 1, 2005 at 1:24 PM
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Ariala ~ Now it's a DOZEN??
Good God, woman, is there no end to your midget lust? I can't keep dumping the bodies in the Everglades forever...the 'gators won't eat them anymore.
posted by
mark2556
on March 1, 2005 at 1:02 PM
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Buddy, that wasn't affectionate. Might misplace your chances with the dolls. Hohoho.
Ben.
posted by
A-and-B
on March 1, 2005 at 12:58 PM
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Bring me a dozen midgets and I'll get started on the money making
effort. I am so excited.
posted by
Ariala
on March 1, 2005 at 12:58 PM
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Ben ~ Thanks.
You're probably the only person to have figured that out. Now I love you.
posted by
mark2556
on March 1, 2005 at 12:54 PM
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I like the introduction and the way it was presented. Right off the Star Wars screen. Brought back memories.
Ben
posted by
A-and-B
on March 1, 2005 at 12:51 PM
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Sassy ~ Indeed.
And Lord knows there's no such thing as a stingy midget. She could easily make as much off each of them as she does off of each post.
posted by
mark2556
on February 28, 2005 at 1:56 PM
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With a body like that
why is Ariala still blogging? There is big money just waiting elsewhere for this matronly lady.
posted by
Sherri_G
on February 28, 2005 at 1:39 PM
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Ben ~ One word: Savage.
They turn on each other and the fattest one usually ends up....well, it's pretty gruesome.
posted by
mark2556
on February 26, 2005 at 5:01 PM
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Do they become gregarious feeders after the energizer snorts?
Ben
posted by
A-and-B
on February 26, 2005 at 4:36 PM
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Ben ~ Oh, they work for it, alright.
Shove a gram of coke up their noses and the little monkeys can go for
days.
posted by
mark2556
on February 26, 2005 at 4:14 PM
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I thought midgets in entertainment are top earners. And I don't mean in affection.
Ben.
posted by
A-and-B
on February 26, 2005 at 4:09 PM
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Ben ~ No. Most males don't meet the prequalification requirements.
Which consist of large breasts, female genitalia and an Visa Platinum card.
posted by
mark2556
on February 26, 2005 at 4:04 PM
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The photos here are so funny. Has your Research Center many toy boy residents? Maybe MJ would be pleased to visit ya'all.
Ben.
posted by
A-and-B
on February 26, 2005 at 3:02 PM
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Is that the same as the Lollipop Guild?
Sure, I'd love to have them. I'll start lining up sponsors for the midget bowling and dwarf-tossing tournaments.
posted by
mark2556
on February 23, 2005 at 10:25 AM
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Mark2556 The American Association of Little People would like to contact you to personally arrange a medicated tour of your facility again for spring break. They want to make sure Dr. Mark will be in.
You are so funny
posted by
the-loanlady
on February 23, 2005 at 10:02 AM
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Symphony ~ Thanks.
But you're in the crosshairs of EXPOSED!! too, y'know. Woo!
posted by
mark2556
on February 23, 2005 at 9:08 AM
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LOL......
you are so funny and creative
posted by
_Symphony_
on February 23, 2005 at 5:56 AM
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Mark, I am happy for you! Bless you, sir.
posted by
kingmi
on February 22, 2005 at 5:56 PM
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Certainly. I have an entire pseudo-medical facility at my disposal.
What an odd question.
Oh yes.......
posted by
mark2556
on February 22, 2005 at 5:51 PM
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Mark, Are you quite well?
posted by
kingmi
on February 22, 2005 at 5:47 PM
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Spitfire ~ There's no cause for alarm ~
You just need to get in touch with your Inner Midget. I can help. Just stop by the Research Center when you have a few extra days. Please wear loose-fitting clothing and no underwear.
posted by
mark2556
on February 22, 2005 at 6:42 AM
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Oh, Christ, Mark...
I'm truly frightened. I'm really freaked out by midget porn. Almost as much as plastic people and rubber people. Shit, call my shrink, huh? I'm losin' it now....
posted by
SpitFire70
on February 22, 2005 at 12:33 AM
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She looks mighty evil, but I think she can be overthrown. No
woman can overcome a swinging dick with a mission......
posted by
Kiddo75
on February 21, 2005 at 9:43 PM
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Ann ~ Those don't work.
And please don't ask me how I know.
posted by
mark2556
on February 21, 2005 at 6:58 PM
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I can't tell from the pics. Maybe they used the wrong plasters. The kind meant for muscle pains.
(Ann)
posted by
A-and-B
on February 21, 2005 at 6:25 PM
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Ann ~ You mean they didn't get that way from using the Penis Patch?
Well, shit. I've gotta start saving my receipts.
posted by
mark2556
on February 21, 2005 at 6:20 PM
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Scriber ~ Thanks. Jacket required.
posted by
mark2556
on February 21, 2005 at 6:18 PM
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The truth is...they might be wearing nappies if they weren't midgets. This explains the bulk.
(Ann)
posted by
A-and-B
on February 21, 2005 at 6:18 PM
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Yes, and the truth will set you free ~
..or some horseshit like that. Three prongs will set you aquiver.
posted by
mark2556
on February 21, 2005 at 6:02 PM
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The meaning is enhanced with the midget toy boy in the big suit. Blondes look cute in all sizes.
(Ann)
posted by
A-and-B
on February 21, 2005 at 6:02 PM
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Now we're getting to the truth about the three-pronged approach
posted by
Ariala
on February 21, 2005 at 5:59 PM
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Oh, they're energetic little buggers...
...and their heads aren't the only part that's "disproportionately oversized", if you know what I mean and I think you do.
posted by
mark2556
on February 21, 2005 at 5:58 PM
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The excitement of all these photos may have clouded my memory. Midgets look intimidating in their relative appendage proportions!
(Ann)
posted by
A-and-B
on February 21, 2005 at 5:47 PM
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No, that's the key to getting laid often.
I'm surprised I have to keep explaining this.
posted by
mark2556
on February 21, 2005 at 5:39 PM
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mark2556,
This is interesting. I thought the key to physical wellness was massage, massage, massage. ;-)
(Ann)
posted by
A-and-B
on February 21, 2005 at 5:36 PM
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Ann ~ Everyone looks great here in Banishedville.
It's the result of our three-pronged approach to wellness: medicate, medicate, medicate.
posted by
mark2556
on February 21, 2005 at 5:21 PM
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Another classy presentation in the Farewell Tour
posted by
scriber
on February 21, 2005 at 5:04 PM
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New photos to adorn everyone's monitor! Some people look great here!
(Ann)
posted by
A-and-B
on February 21, 2005 at 4:52 PM
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Hey, I'm man enough to admit...
.... that I'm touch with my inner fudge-packing dwarf.
posted by
mark2556
on February 21, 2005 at 4:20 PM
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Is that Chris? hahahahaha, oh and the tall broad is hot! I like the hair
style...(I see your homo tendencies are serving well in the Blogit hair department.)
posted by
Ariala
on February 21, 2005 at 4:06 PM
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Freaks? Aside from Chris and his pointy hairdo...
...everyone seems quite normal. Well, except for the tall broad.
posted by
mark2556
on February 21, 2005 at 3:53 PM
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ROFL, where do get so many great pictures of freaks? Oh, that's right,
you were at my last convention.
posted by
Ariala
on February 21, 2005 at 3:36 PM
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