Go to Spitfire "Raps About the Haps" in Blogitville
- Add a comment
- Go to This Blogger is Stalking Me. Am I Only Encouraging Him to Continue?
JJ, thanks for the advanced warning
of your upcoming visit. I'm used to it by now, and I must admit, you are getting more and more clever and sneaky in your arrivals.
posted by
SpitFire70
on March 5, 2005 at 4:50 PM
| link to this | reply
Spitsy,
You don't need to remind me. She was a little huffy that last time I saw her. Upon closer inspection, I realized what I had done. The first time I met her I thought she was a male and was a little apprensive about ''checking out the parts.'' You know how males are about that. I saw in one of your blogs that he was a she. She may still be a little miffed, but I apologized profusely when I called her cellular, and I think she will settle down. So all I can say at this point is ''nyah na nyah nyah! Took your Bishop!'' Will you never learn that you can't mess with the NetStalker, a highly trained international agent in stealth ops? What are you thinking? I have the new wheels for Sheila, and that comely little Harley is itching for the road. You will see me soon.
JJ... Stealth Operations, HMSS
posted by
Jack_Flash
on March 5, 2005 at 12:42 AM
| link to this | reply
JJ, NOW you've done it!
Stonci is pissed! You called her a "him" and now she's out for revenge on all males...whatever the species. Sorry, I thought you were safe, but now, it's all in the hands of fate. Hope you enjoy my boob pics. It may be the last time you ever see them. sniff sniff. I'll miss you.
posted by
SpitFire70
on March 3, 2005 at 11:47 PM
| link to this | reply
SpitFire,
I hope he isn't the same M that is with HMSS. That would be a pickle to find myself in. As far as Stonci is concerned, we have become best of friends. He seems to have a very good knowledge of the difference between good guys and bad guys. Well, TTFN. I have to go to your more recent post to find the boobs.
JJ.....
Searchin'
posted by
Jack_Flash
on March 3, 2005 at 11:44 PM
| link to this | reply
JJ, you haven't really blown your cover...
But I must suggest you be a little more quiet under the bed. M is a light sleeper and ya might spook Stonci and get a close up of the snarling teeth of a Rottweiler. We don't want that to happen again, do we?
posted by
SpitFire70
on March 3, 2005 at 2:02 PM
| link to this | reply
Spitfire,
upon re-reading the post and reviewing comments, I find myself at a loss for words. I have been highly trained in stealth operations, yet it seems I have completely blown my cover. I think perhaps I can excuse myself due to the dizzying effects of your long ranged aura, but whether I can make an excuse pass the scrutiny of M of Her Majesty's Secret Service, I don't know. Time will tell, but should you hear any argumentative sounds from under the bed, it is probably me arguing with M.
JJ - Hopefully still of HMSS
posted by
Jack_Flash
on March 3, 2005 at 6:00 AM
| link to this | reply
Oh, yeah, Original-I, just wait til you get stalked by
someone like JJ. Okay, Okay, someone like JJ is fun to be stalked by. I can't deny that.
posted by
SpitFire70
on March 2, 2005 at 9:50 PM
| link to this | reply
Lol, I needed something fun to read!
posted by
Original_Influence
on March 2, 2005 at 4:12 AM
| link to this | reply
Rocky, well, the warden just can't get too much
passed you, can she?! Well, obviously she CAN and DOES! HA!
posted by
SpitFire70
on February 28, 2005 at 9:59 PM
| link to this | reply
Actually, Sass, there's really nothing wrong with hiding under the bed.
I've blogged many times from underneath mine.
posted by
SpitFire70
on February 28, 2005 at 9:59 PM
| link to this | reply
Yes, I'm sure you could, Gypsy!!
posted by
SpitFire70
on February 28, 2005 at 9:57 PM
| link to this | reply
The can opener trick doesn't work for me...(can you see that I have my paws crossed cuz I'm a liar?) Love, Rocky
posted by
Julia.
on February 28, 2005 at 3:43 PM
| link to this | reply
What's wrong with hiding under the bed?
I do that ocassionally. Its really amazing at what you can find under one's bed. Hehehe
posted by
Sherri_G
on February 28, 2005 at 11:39 AM
| link to this | reply
Spitfire...I could think of a worse stalker LOL
posted by
RedHeadedGypsy
on February 28, 2005 at 8:39 AM
| link to this | reply
JJ, yeah, whatever.
I already know you've made a copy of my house keys and bribed my innocent, yet previously loyal Rottweiler, Stonci to adhere to rewards from you of gummy bears and potato chips. I'm onto you, pal. Oh yeah. Bet on it.
posted by
SpitFire70
on February 28, 2005 at 1:14 AM
| link to this | reply
Kingmi, he already does.
How 'ja know?
posted by
SpitFire70
on February 27, 2005 at 10:00 PM
| link to this | reply
Kingmi,
That tatoo, although it now has religious overtones, is a relic of my military days. The captain of my unit was named ''Jesus Navarro,'' and it was originally done to help fellow soldiers in my squad. When the Capitan came through the arms repair area, he lost his temper quickly if anyone wasn't busy straightening the barrel of a Browning H2, or some such thing. Fortunately, his name being Jesus, I was able to leave the tattoo in place, saving myself the pain and embarrassment of having it removed. It was all done with the best of intentions and the highest of moral integrity. thanks
JJ...... The wise one
posted by
Jack_Flash
on February 27, 2005 at 5:43 PM
| link to this | reply
Spit, Does he or does he not have tattooed across his bottom, "Jesus is
Coming, Look Busy!"?
posted by
kingmi
on February 27, 2005 at 4:27 PM
| link to this | reply
Spitsy,
Incidently, I'm not stalking you. You are simply such a charm that I sometimes have difficulty existing outside of the realm of your presence.
JJ
posted by
Jack_Flash
on February 27, 2005 at 4:10 PM
| link to this | reply
Oh Spitsie,
I wish you hadn't revealed all of this information right at this time. I was just finishing up one assignment for Her Majesty's Secret Service, had written up the response for my next, and things were going quite well for me. Now I don't know what will happen.
There was recently an unforseen slip-up in grammatical research wherin I was contacted by 007 on PassionFlowers behalf, so now quite a bucketload has gone into the fan. If I am able to patch up the problems, and avoid a sneak attack by 007's drug-crazed butler, Chop-Chop, perhaps everything will be repairable. If not, you may run into me in your state, as I may be in need of a safe house that is closer to Cuba. TTFN JJ .... HMSS ---as always....
posted by
Jack_Flash
on February 27, 2005 at 4:06 PM
| link to this | reply