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Your uniform never arrived?
Wel, that's darned curious. Damned Homeland Security dogs must've sniffed the latex and thought it was some kinda national threat. I'll gladly send a couple of form-fitting medical outfits. Size Zero?
posted by
mark2556
on May 9, 2005 at 3:22 PM
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Hmmm?
As long as you throw in two free uniforms (the one I ordered never arrived - hmmmph) .... I am sure we can negotiate a deal ... 
posted by
Dark_Dreamer
on May 7, 2005 at 2:32 PM
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DD ~
Are you kidding? If you join the staff here you'd set a new record for us...a medical representative that actually has training in something other than "Healing through Oils, Herbs and Lubricants" training. You could put us on the map! Well, OK, we never show up on maps, but that's neither here nor there....
posted by
mark2556
on May 7, 2005 at 2:22 PM
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Hmmmm?
Will an all natural nurse - soon to be doc - suffice? A don't like the look of capsular contracture ...YIKES!
posted by
Dark_Dreamer
on May 6, 2005 at 12:47 PM
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mark,
The joke maybe on anything. I'm sure we'll be kept entertained.
While we were mourning and celebrating the passing of the torch, a whole parade of similar looking pontiffs appear on the scene.
Some artifact robbers may invade and cart away the prize booty.
The inmates of the Center may insist on a 4/1/05 party.
posted by
A-and-B
on March 31, 2005 at 1:24 PM
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Ben ~ Only if I can get him thawed by then.
I'm having a little trouble figuring out how to open his cryo chamber. I may need some nurses for real strength, or fake breasts.
posted by
mark2556
on March 31, 2005 at 7:14 AM
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mark2556,
Popes are mighty tricky. No telling what he might do, in frozen or mobile state. Will the tables be turned around and fool us on April 1st?
Ben
posted by
A-and-B
on March 31, 2005 at 5:40 AM
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Scriber ~ At last! An honest man!
posted by
mark2556
on March 30, 2005 at 6:41 AM
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mark2556--I stopped reading at the end; i'm an idiot.
posted by
scriber
on March 30, 2005 at 6:38 AM
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Loanlady ~ Great!
Drop a few dozen quarters in the fake candles on your way out and His Holiness will sign you up for the
Lifetime Direct Deposit program.
posted by
mark2556
on March 29, 2005 at 6:16 PM
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It took me this long to work through all my Our Fathers, glad to know I don't have to send cash.
posted by
the-loanlady
on March 29, 2005 at 9:56 AM
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Fudge it is ~
Please don't leave the stick "up there" this time. We don't need another splinter incident.
posted by
mark2556
on March 29, 2005 at 7:44 AM
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Yes you shall, oh holiest of holy servants...
fudge flavour, obviously, and maybe a tin of pineapple chunks, just to help the holy minions in my nutsack get circulating again - how else are we going to spread the word of God, especially when it's always tainted in lard eze?
posted by
chris2303
on March 29, 2005 at 7:39 AM
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Holiness ~
You'll find a frozen bedpan directly out of reach. Shall we send in an enema popsicle? Flavor?
posted by
mark2556
on March 29, 2005 at 7:34 AM
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mark
Why, I am so outraged, I could, well, I could quite frankly shit...
uuuuunnnnnggggghhhhhh......ooh....you just wait until they unfreeze me....hhnnnngggggg.......bastards.....sheep.....seeing the light....fleecy light....
posted by
chris2303
on March 29, 2005 at 7:30 AM
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Ann ~ thanks.
Fiction is my thing, but send the links and I'll check them out.
posted by
mark2556
on March 28, 2005 at 5:05 PM
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Much effort goes into picture-posts. Serious non-fiction articles would sell for more at other sites. If you're keen on the instructional article market, I'll email the link.
Ann
posted by
A-and-B
on March 28, 2005 at 4:59 PM
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Ann ~ Well, I'm sure I can overdo it...
....or be ostracized trying, with a little luck.
posted by
mark2556
on March 28, 2005 at 4:47 PM
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mark2556,
Yes, good idea. Having the controversial set up the paradox for more suspicions. Its a new idea, one that has not been done or overdone.
Ann.
posted by
A-and-B
on March 28, 2005 at 2:07 PM
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Ann ~ Just what I need...
....may as well set up a day-care center run by Michael Jackson for kids of all the fanatics I'd be turning the riot hose on. Hey, nice dangling participle, neh?
posted by
mark2556
on March 28, 2005 at 2:00 PM
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Maybe an entire new theme would inject fresh blood into the blog. Terri Schiavo could be frozen while the rest battle over the ethnics of her life.
Ann
posted by
A-and-B
on March 28, 2005 at 1:58 PM
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Ann ~ I'd like to.
But I'm having trouble storing the heads I have, and they won't accept them at the reclamation center....something about a "biohazard". Even the gators shy away from them. I gotta rethink this whole thing.
posted by
mark2556
on March 28, 2005 at 1:31 PM
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Maybe you might consider electing a new head again. One that would live for ages without warranty defects.
Ann
posted by
A-and-B
on March 28, 2005 at 12:56 PM
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SF ~ You can visit his cryogenic chamber from 6 - 8 pm weekdays...
...and 12 - 6pm on the weekend. No warm treats, please.
posted by
mark2556
on March 28, 2005 at 10:02 AM
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Very amusing theory on the attempted fashion revolution from the vatican outwards.
Something like the emperor of the vatican wears his new clothes, which happen to be transparent...
(Ann)
posted by
A-and-B
on March 28, 2005 at 6:09 AM
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Ben ~ It's part of his "Topless Doctrine" ~
He wants the nuns to change their habits, if you know what I mean and I'm sure you do.
posted by
mark2556
on March 28, 2005 at 6:01 AM
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I was wondering where Chrissy has been lately.
Guess this answers my question. Poor thing. I'll miss him.
posted by
SpitFire70
on March 28, 2005 at 12:53 AM
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Why is the new Pope always bare chested? Does it attract more repentant parishioners?
(Ben)
posted by
A-and-B
on March 27, 2005 at 7:59 PM
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Ben ~ I would...
...but the Frozen Pontiff has their tail-covered asses locked up with him in his cryogenic chamber. And it's locked from the
inside, the swine.
posted by
mark2556
on March 27, 2005 at 6:52 PM
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This is your last chance to show off more Easter Bunnies! You know, the Playboy Bunnies species.
Ben.
posted by
A-and-B
on March 27, 2005 at 6:42 PM
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Energetic in the car while driving is a nerve wrecking sensation. Energetic whilst driving and _ _ _ is quite scary.
Ben.
posted by
A-and-B
on March 27, 2005 at 2:21 PM
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Ben ~ That's not the only thing she'll keep you doing.
She's quite energenic.
posted by
mark2556
on March 27, 2005 at 2:19 PM
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Hey, you're the one tooling around with Pope2303 in the Popemobile ~
...and if he slipped a little something in your Vodka, I'd say it was definitely hallucinogenic. Probably wear off in about 36 hours.
posted by
mark2556
on March 27, 2005 at 2:18 PM
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Interesting story with all the elements of excitement. The mysterious blonde will keep us guessing...
Ben.
posted by
A-and-B
on March 27, 2005 at 2:17 PM
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lol... I'm a very giving person, usually, but it looks as if I were
"under the infulence" in that picture, so I may have to do a whole bunch of other things first, and when I get "that look" on my face just let me know! Is that alright?
posted by
Kiddo75
on March 27, 2005 at 2:14 PM
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You're smiling for SOME reason in the post...
....I don't really know what you're doing in the picture below, though. However, whatever you're on, it'd be nice if you shared.
posted by
mark2556
on March 27, 2005 at 2:08 PM
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An Easter Massage?!
Oh, wait... Easter 'message'. Nevermind.
posted by
Transcendental_Child
on March 27, 2005 at 2:06 PM
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God, I look like I'm on acid! lol.. but then, so does he..don't I look
like I'm just a little "too" happy? lol.. Ok, I'll speak to you now, and by the way, watch your back...I'm working on something...something evil..
posted by
Kiddo75
on March 27, 2005 at 2:06 PM
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Justso ~ You too.
I had no idea conversion was so complex...
posted by
mark2556
on March 27, 2005 at 12:02 PM
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Chelly, you twisted "sister" you!
posted by
Ariala
on March 27, 2005 at 11:27 AM
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Chelly ~ I thought you wanted to be "discreet" ~
However, the Pope has other ideas...
posted by
mark2556
on March 27, 2005 at 11:25 AM
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And a blessed Easter to you too Mark!
posted by
Justi
on March 27, 2005 at 11:19 AM
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Chelly, I think the blonde is Scriber
posted by
Ariala
on March 27, 2005 at 11:15 AM
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lol..YEAH!! I didn't even think about that! WHO IS SHE? she gets on
there with chris and the pope??? HELL NO!
posted by
Kiddo75
on March 27, 2005 at 11:11 AM
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Oh yeah, I'm the blonde with the nice butt
posted by
Ariala
on March 27, 2005 at 11:09 AM
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Did I miss my own photo again??? Let me look closer.
posted by
Ariala
on March 27, 2005 at 11:08 AM
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Now see Ariala..this is the kind of shit I am talking about. You STILL
get photo thingys done, and on MY post with MY buzzard! The pope, some chemist, but me? no, nothing. He could have stuck me in there, somehow, my head on a sheep or a midget, hell, even in a stick of butter,, and next to my Chrissy. Then given us a love child or something. Not even a mention of me anywhere, I am done Mark. I am blocking you from my blogs, (and if you are still able to comment, it's just because Blogit is out to get me) I am ignoring you, and now starting a boycott.
posted by
Kiddo75
on March 27, 2005 at 11:07 AM
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ROFL! ("What's wrong with you people anyway?")
Your too much
posted by
Ariala
on March 27, 2005 at 10:15 AM
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