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WHAMENATOR
Sweeeeeeeeeeeet
posted by
Unidentified_Hacker
on April 5, 2005 at 1:09 PM
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Uni,
It depends upon how good that Initial Awakening Experience proves to be for Your Ultimate and Supreme Goddess. I hope you prove worthy of repeated Awakenings! Valuable lessons can never be drilled into us {{wink, wink}} too deeply or too many times.
posted by
WHAMENATOR
on April 5, 2005 at 1:08 PM
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WHAMENATOR
Woohoo! Talk about the best religion EVER! Now I've got a question for you: once I've been spiritually awakened, might I be able to go back to spiritual sleep so that I may be awakened again? If so, how many times can I repeat this process? =P
posted by
Unidentified_Hacker
on April 5, 2005 at 1:03 PM
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Uni,
More accurately, that would be Goddess.
But I do tend to christen my Disciples with sex, so get ready for your Spiritual Awakening! 
posted by
WHAMENATOR
on April 5, 2005 at 1:00 PM
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WHAMENATOR
Oh yeah, and when I say "God", I of course mean you =P
posted by
Unidentified_Hacker
on April 5, 2005 at 12:56 PM
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WHAMENATOR
Thank God for that. I don't know where I'd be without you.
posted by
Unidentified_Hacker
on April 5, 2005 at 12:55 PM
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Uni,
I am relieved that you could set aside your intellectual ineptness for long enough to be able to see the Light! I am here for you.
posted by
WHAMENATOR
on April 5, 2005 at 12:52 PM
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WHAMENATOR
My God! What have I been doing?! I've led these poor people astray from the One True Light in the universe, YOU! A thousand appologies, please forgive me!! I am not worthy!!!!
posted by
Unidentified_Hacker
on April 5, 2005 at 12:46 PM
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Hacker,
You cannot be serious in suggesting that I put aside my Judgemental Ways, stop condemning everyone and calling them Idiots who happen to have an opinion different from my own (even if they are Idiots, and their beliefs are ridiculous), and to stop cramming my religious beliefs down everyone's throat here at Blogit?
Certainly, you must not comprehend in your mental feebleness that I am completely full of myself and everyone is entitled to my opinion, because I know more and am smarter than everyone else here. Mine is the only valid point of view, and if people could let go of their Stupidity for even a moment, they could recognize this fact. But then again, not everyone is a Superior Intellectual, like I am.
If you all could only understand that, I could fix your hopeless lives, and the world would be a better place: "The World According to the Whamenator."
posted by
WHAMENATOR
on April 5, 2005 at 12:03 PM
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Mia
Be thankful you don't know any of them! They is scary
posted by
Unidentified_Hacker
on April 5, 2005 at 11:51 AM
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uni,
I'm offended.
-not-
hehe...now what about intellectual people...I don't know any....
well, I don't 
posted by
MiaElla
on April 5, 2005 at 11:42 AM
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Scoop
Bingo! Couldn't have said it better myself
posted by
Unidentified_Hacker
on April 5, 2005 at 11:34 AM
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I'm with you, as far as the rest of the World
fuck 'em if they can't take a joke.
posted by
scoop
on April 5, 2005 at 11:30 AM
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PassionFlower
Hahaha, I see how it is =P. I'll most certainly send you an email =)
posted by
Unidentified_Hacker
on April 5, 2005 at 11:29 AM
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PassionFlower
Well thank you very much. If only all of these "*insert day here*" days really did something to people. Maybe, just maybe, if we change ourselves, the people around us will follow. Who knows? Thanks again for reading =)
posted by
Unidentified_Hacker
on April 5, 2005 at 11:29 AM
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Oooops!
The real reason I stopped in = Heard you built websites. Can you give me a little info about that? I'm not lookin for anything complicated, but it does need to be fun and interesting. Email me at: annella28@sbcglobal.net
posted by
Passionflower
on April 5, 2005 at 11:27 AM
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Pigs are easily offended to begin with. Fortunately when they get angry all they can really to is plop into some mud or eat garbage. Just be wary of the wild pigs. I would go to great lengths to avoid pissing one of them off.
posted by
Unidentified_Hacker
on April 5, 2005 at 11:25 AM
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I enjoyed reading your post
You've got some good ideas. I believe there is a "Teach Tolerance" day or something.
posted by
Passionflower
on April 5, 2005 at 11:24 AM
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Thank you kindly. And feeling dirty is natural when it comes to me. I mean, hey, I'm a pig, I wallow in my own filth.
Oops, was that offensive to pigs? Oh well, it's "I'm not offended" day. They can just snort it off.
posted by
roofpig
on April 5, 2005 at 11:20 AM
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Roofpig
You slut. But you're so irresistible I clicked anyhow. I feel dirty. Very nice post however.
posted by
Unidentified_Hacker
on April 5, 2005 at 11:17 AM
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At the risk of being a click whore, I did a similar post not long ago -
http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/roofpig134306/233102
posted by
roofpig
on April 5, 2005 at 11:14 AM
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