Go to In Fact, Yes. I DO Have All the Answers
- Add a comment
- Go to Alligators, Dogs, Pet Owners, & the I.P. Welcome to Stupidville, Florida.
Wham, I feel sorry for both of them,
especially the dog. Gators usually stay away from humans but if they start being fed by us, they don't. People just don't get it.
posted by
SpitFire70
on April 14, 2005 at 2:14 PM
| link to this | reply
Ditto, JJ!
posted by
SpitFire70
on April 14, 2005 at 2:12 PM
| link to this | reply
C'mon now SpitFire,
That poor woman was traumatized enough by the loss of her dog and almost getting eaten herself. Everyone out there is a Victim!
And what is the matter with feeding a poor, hungry, wild alligator? Don't they have to eat, too?
****You make some very good points! The one I feel most sorry for here is the dawg for having such an incompetent owner.****
posted by
WHAMENATOR
on April 14, 2005 at 3:04 AM
| link to this | reply
OK Spiffy,
but I still love you anyway.
JJ 
posted by
Jack_Flash
on April 14, 2005 at 1:14 AM
| link to this | reply
Uh, thanks, JJ, but I'll pass!!
No friggin way. Besides, I'm the indoor type anyway.
Roughing it is NOT my bag!!
posted by
SpitFire70
on April 13, 2005 at 5:20 PM
| link to this | reply
Darrke, people do it all the time around here.
(Except me, of course!)
posted by
SpitFire70
on April 13, 2005 at 5:19 PM
| link to this | reply
spiffy,
Hammerhead Deluxe Vacations!
Hey! Take a vacation out west, at Glorious Yellowstone park! Feed the bears that come up to your car windows! When they turn your car over, don't get out! If they tear your window out or rip the door off, spank them with a rolled up newpaper. Be safe. Keep a rolled up paper on the front seat.
Later, if you don't end up in ER, head up to the camping areas, where you can keep an open ice chest in your tent at night. Again, keep a rolled up paper by your sleeping bag.
Be sure to plan for a trip to Alaska for next summer. We will be visiting the remarkable pygmy bears of Kodiak island. Bring plenty of baloney! (and some paper to roll)
Mr. JJ Vacation Planner , Tours
posted by
Jack_Flash
on April 13, 2005 at 4:22 AM
| link to this | reply
I can't believe someone would go swimming in a river with alligators!
posted by
DarrkeThoughts
on April 12, 2005 at 9:16 PM
| link to this | reply