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G-1 ~ Well, that's a noble thought...
...but I think he came down with a serious case of dead some time ago.
Plus, the mustache would just never fly...
posted by
mark2556
on April 29, 2005 at 1:50 PM
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Bono for Pope!!
posted by
Galvanized1
on April 29, 2005 at 1:30 PM
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Diving suit?
It's a fart recycling device. Comes in seven exciting colors, too!
posted by
mark2556
on April 29, 2005 at 4:59 AM
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You have very funny pics here in the comments! I saw a similar diving suit in a movie.
Ben.
posted by
A-and-B
on April 25, 2005 at 3:05 PM
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Only one hole?
Well, at least we won't be accused of being inept just 'cause we're fiddling about, trying to find his G-spot. We should wear protection with this slut ~
There's room for two!
posted by
mark2556
on April 22, 2005 at 5:05 AM
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mark
Yeah, he's not much into being stretched further than his 3 metre hose will already go...I say we should just be grateful that he always swallows and asks no questions. Just a shame he only has one hole...we could have had party hats and all sorts...
posted by
chris2303
on April 22, 2005 at 2:31 AM
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Very funny commentary. Unnatural stretching sounds scary!!!
Ann.
posted by
A-and-B
on April 21, 2005 at 3:27 PM
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Chris ~ I'd love to empty his bag.
Does he mind having his hose stretched? Like, with lead weights?
posted by
mark2556
on April 21, 2005 at 11:15 AM
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Mark
Of course he speaks Canadian - Henry can do anything as long as we promise to empty his bag regularly.
posted by
chris2303
on April 21, 2005 at 10:44 AM
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Ariala
Well, not quite metal in his head...something a bit spongier. And smaller.
posted by
chris2303
on April 21, 2005 at 10:37 AM
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Chris ~ Does Henry like to travel?
And does he know how to speak Canadian? We need to get him to a neutral, non-extradition country that has lots of outlets in the motel rooms.
posted by
mark2556
on April 20, 2005 at 6:05 PM
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The alternative parade of nominees is retired... until the next election.
Ben.
posted by
A-and-B
on April 20, 2005 at 2:58 PM
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Chris, does he ride in the short yellow bus and have metal in his head?
posted by
Ariala
on April 20, 2005 at 12:39 PM
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Mark and Ariala
I sold the flock to some queer chap who stood no taller than three imperial pints. With the money, I bought a purer kind of love. A love called Henry.
Bless all of thee, from both of us.
posted by
chris2303
on April 20, 2005 at 12:34 PM
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Mark2556
I still want Chris...missing nuns or not, besides he will bring fresh young idea's with his papalsy... course you being a rev and all, don't understand why they overlooked you...
posted by
Offy
on April 19, 2005 at 8:58 PM
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This pope plays different keys... the ivory and ebony keys...
(Ann)
posted by
A-and-B
on April 19, 2005 at 7:13 PM
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Yeah. At least it's not Jane ~
I don't think I could take a Papal tell-all book in 5 years.
posted by
mark2556
on April 19, 2005 at 7:09 PM
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Well, if he's any younger, the issues about celibracy in the clergy would be on fire again.
Ann.
posted by
A-and-B
on April 19, 2005 at 6:35 PM
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WHOOP! I meant 'so young' ~
Boy talk about your Papal boners!
posted by
mark2556
on April 19, 2005 at 6:19 PM
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The age is the point of it. To prevent domination or any harboring of hopes for a hierarchy.
Ann
posted by
A-and-B
on April 19, 2005 at 6:16 PM
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Ann ~ I'd give this one 5 years ~
Starting a new career at 78 is tough on anybody. Damn, I wish it'd been Anna. She's so you, so vibrant, so.......stupid.
posted by
mark2556
on April 19, 2005 at 6:07 PM
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Viva il Papa, Long live the pope!!!
posted by
A-and-B
on April 19, 2005 at 5:57 PM
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It is Pope Benedict to the XVI times.
posted by
A-and-B
on April 19, 2005 at 4:44 PM
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There may be many more converts to the faith. If only they knew what it was all about...
Ann.
posted by
A-and-B
on April 19, 2005 at 3:41 PM
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There ought to be new uniforms for the new pope. Clothing that show the elect to advantage...
Ann.
posted by
A-and-B
on April 19, 2005 at 3:36 PM
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Ann ~ Thanks
Unfortunately, the Mary-Worshipers went ahead and elected the non-commie, non-enhanced candidate. And I don't mean 50 Cent.
posted by
mark2556
on April 19, 2005 at 3:35 PM
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Very nice selection of potential candidates. Their file photos are good too.
Ann.
posted by
A-and-B
on April 19, 2005 at 3:20 PM
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mark, oh my, I hadn't even considered that.This explains the curtain spots.
posted by
Ariala
on April 19, 2005 at 8:38 AM
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Ariala ~ They're not really "exercising"....
....even though it does involve grunting, sweating and a towel.
posted by
mark2556
on April 19, 2005 at 8:37 AM
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I heard about that...but they still exercise to her video. I just don't
get it.
posted by
Ariala
on April 19, 2005 at 8:33 AM
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Once Moo Moo finds out Jane Fonda is in the running...
...he'll beat the crap out of Chris and then head for Fonda. Midgets really don't like her. It's the whole
Nine to Five thing. That movie was horrible.
posted by
mark2556
on April 19, 2005 at 8:27 AM
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40 days without them caused a major stir. Moo Moo is up in arms, and
you know how stubby his arms are.
posted by
Ariala
on April 19, 2005 at 8:20 AM
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That sounds about right ~
I thought he'd given up midgets, but that might've just been for Lent.
posted by
mark2556
on April 19, 2005 at 8:13 AM
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nuns missing...altar boy uniforms missing...it can only mean one thing,
the underground midgit convention must be taking place somewhere and Chris has joined their side.
posted by
Ariala
on April 19, 2005 at 8:00 AM
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Ariala ~ You may be right.
He told me he was going to "tend to his flock". Naturally, I thought he just meant he was gonna go bugger some sheep.
posted by
mark2556
on April 19, 2005 at 7:59 AM
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Mark, is that where all the altar boy uniforms vanished too as well?
posted by
Ariala
on April 19, 2005 at 7:44 AM
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RW55 ~ Only if Kim Jung is really, really sensitive.
posted by
mark2556
on April 19, 2005 at 7:38 AM
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Ariala ~ Chris is an idiot.
And he's disappeared with several Vatican artifacts and an entire class of nuns in training.
posted by
mark2556
on April 19, 2005 at 7:38 AM
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Journalism sometimes can be misleading, and sometimes even harmful and hurtful. Could yours be in that mix?
posted by
MountainClimber57
on April 19, 2005 at 7:34 AM
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LOL, what about bloggers? Is Chris still in the lead?
posted by
Ariala
on April 19, 2005 at 7:29 AM
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