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she scares me...
posted by
Kiddo75
on May 1, 2005 at 6:58 PM
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Well, yeah....
....that's the whole point. A horny midget doesn't scream. They do grunt pretty weirdly, though. Keep a Taser handy.
posted by
mark2556
on May 1, 2005 at 9:33 AM
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Mark, that turns them on...
posted by
Ariala
on May 1, 2005 at 9:27 AM
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I dunno. I checked the Constitution ~
~ And there's nothing in there about midget rights. Especially if you've paid decent money for them. Just hose them down and gag them if necessary.
posted by
mark2556
on May 1, 2005 at 9:22 AM
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Mark, I use those stickers on the doors to the torture chamber where I keep
the little zealot munchins...why do these midgits insist on equal rights?
posted by
Ariala
on May 1, 2005 at 9:13 AM
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Absurd? Not at all.
The delivery trucks probably get confused with the whole
SHIP TO: Tinkerbell, c/o Neverland, Strangeville, CA thing. The
KEEP WELL VENTILATED and IGNORE SCREAMS sticker probably freaks them out, too.
posted by
mark2556
on May 1, 2005 at 9:10 AM
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Michael JackSon of Abraham
Dude is weird, I know. But really. Don't you think its just a bit absurd?
I mean he could mail order his boys if he wanted to.
posted by
Hammock_Noweilz
on May 1, 2005 at 1:25 AM
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The early encounter might have aided Macaulay's decision to get married young. To save himself.
Ann.
posted by
A-and-B
on April 30, 2005 at 3:57 PM
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Geez - thanks Mark. I guess I'll skip lunch now too. You're great for my
diet. Damn you.
posted by
Hollee
on April 30, 2005 at 7:40 AM
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Hollee ~ I think you're right.
And sorry about your breakfast. Chris will share some of his with you, I'm sure. If he offers you the "Special McZipper Surprise", punch him in the throat and contact Homeland Security.
posted by
mark2556
on April 30, 2005 at 7:36 AM
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GOOD GOD!!
I....hummana hummana hummana hummana...erk..oof....iiinnghh......shit, phone the police...HOOOOO
posted by
chris2303
on April 30, 2005 at 7:32 AM
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Mark - I was going to comment on your comment to my comment
but then I saw these photos and I lost my train of thought - and my breakfast. icky.
Oh yeah - it's only $1.50 a word if there's only 6.666666666 words in each line. I got me a calculator! Hey, 666 - the sign of the devil--I could be Stephen King!
posted by
Hollee
on April 30, 2005 at 7:32 AM
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Chris ~ There is...
Home alone. Denim panties. Yessssssss................
posted by
mark2556
on April 30, 2005 at 7:18 AM
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mark
Hoo, if only there was a female version of Culkin...that would be great.
Well, for someone who's into vaginas, that is...not me, I've already bought a Happy meal and a flight over there. wooo
posted by
chris2303
on April 30, 2005 at 7:05 AM
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Who wouldn't feel turned on by knee-high hose and a blue naughty?
Especially when it's worn by Macaulay Culkin? Damn, now I'm swelling....
posted by
mark2556
on April 30, 2005 at 7:00 AM
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markus
Is is wrong that I got turned on by most of this?
posted by
chris2303
on April 30, 2005 at 6:58 AM
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Ben ~ That can have a nasty tendency to backfire...
Please don't ask me for details....
posted by
mark2556
on April 30, 2005 at 5:25 AM
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Maybe the weight could be a deterrent to potential offenders. The goodies would be lost under the massive tummies.
Ben.
posted by
A-and-B
on April 29, 2005 at 6:21 PM
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Strat ~ So I hear.
I'm thinking it could lead to great things.
Whoops. Bad example.
Oh, da-da. Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
posted by
mark2556
on April 29, 2005 at 6:12 PM
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Fatty foods make obese boys. Then, there'll be other types of charges...
Ben.
posted by
A-and-B
on April 29, 2005 at 5:44 PM
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ROFLMAO!!!!
Actually, they do ply with alcohol and french fries in Russia. I think they call it "cheap vodka."
Funny stuff! Take care!
posted by
strat
on April 29, 2005 at 5:38 PM
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Well, crap.
Now my sources will never talk to me again. Guess it's back to plying with alcohol and french fries.
posted by
mark2556
on April 29, 2005 at 5:29 PM
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mark2556,
You included the damaging bits of their testimonies. One too many pants dropping witness accounts.
Ben.
posted by
A-and-B
on April 29, 2005 at 4:02 PM
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mark, use a mirror
posted by
Ariala
on April 29, 2005 at 3:56 PM
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I have a latent message in here?
Shit, how the heck did that happen? Lemme read it backwards....
posted by
mark2556
on April 29, 2005 at 3:54 PM
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Interesting post! The latent message is cleverly imbedded. Too many coincidences even in their testimonies.
Ben.
posted by
A-and-B
on April 29, 2005 at 3:07 PM
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Ten bucks a line???
What's that, $1.50/word on average? You're doing better than Stephen King! Sort of.
posted by
mark2556
on April 29, 2005 at 11:39 AM
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Mark - let's trade jobs - I get $10 a line for verse - but you get to
have fun--and make fun. No fair.
posted by
Hollee
on April 29, 2005 at 11:34 AM
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Yup ~
$25 a pop for this drivel. Can you believe it? And they say crime doesn't pay.
posted by
mark2556
on April 29, 2005 at 11:32 AM
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Mark - Nuh-uh! You get real money? Better check it again.
posted by
Hollee
on April 29, 2005 at 10:32 AM
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Hollee ~ Thanks.
KaChing is right. Can you believe I actually get paid for this drivel? Like in real money?
posted by
mark2556
on April 29, 2005 at 10:28 AM
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ROFLMAO Mark - KaChing! You done it again with this one.
posted by
Hollee
on April 29, 2005 at 8:26 AM
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